Tubby wisps: The key to successful 1337 speak is to think of the wittiest things you can, forget them and insult everyone in a mindless and adolescent manner. Try to imagine you are a 14-year-old illiterate male with no friends or life and a massive porn collection and you will be there.
Anon wisps: In other words, put yourself in Kurupt's position.
(Wizards) Taffyd wisps: I had a dream last night I feel into lspace while walking in the library...
(Wizards) Taffyd wisps: It was filled with pastel green chairs.
(Wizards) Taffyd wisps: Then I thought, "That's ridiculous, I've seen the code, there are no pastel green chairs". And I woke up :p
Elessar wisps: Bah, my ex-roommate got caught by cops making dry ice bombs, and they got off with just a warning.
EXile wisps: why were cops making dry ice bombs?
Thraine wisps that he grabs hold of his gonads and runs far, far, far, far , far in the opposit direction to Tubby
(Wizards) Blind wisps: The frog that looks an awful lot like a small blue light croaks (ribbit).
Khaos wisps: Hmmmm.... When pleasuring one-self... do you ever get the feeling your being watched?
(Two) Storm wisps: Let's shag sheep!
Sato wisps: k nogi;follow nogi
Storm Wytche squeezes his fingers together and says to Mistress Anavrin: "let's have sex with muppets?"
Someone hops into Mistress Anavrin's house.
TGGM wisps: Lint, have you ever copied a cassette?
Maya wisps: I photocopied a cassette once.
Warrax wisps: How'd that turn out for you, Maya?
Maya wisps: Not bad. Got a nice picture of a cassette.
Infernal wisps: anyone want to talk?
Maya wisps: No, I use the talker to be silent.
(Wizards) Zorphon wisps: But, I have a right to suck. This is my first char.
(Wizards) Sekiri wisps: You're not gods, you're both idiots.
(Two) Hinge wisps: my life is a house.
(Two) Warrax wisps: Must make it difficult getting insurance.
Dogbolter wisps: Calling all members of the AM Watch! The Brass Bridge appears to have been stolen!
Merrick wisps: i didn't do it!
Merrick wisps: noone saw me do it...
Merrick wisps: and you can't prove anything!
Helena wisps: quick quick get Sgt Colon!
Renir wisps: nothing like getting your butt kicked by a duck to ruin your day
Essence wisps: Ducks are so cruel.
Lint wisps: In my BSc, they made me draw wiring diagrams. I call that art, goddammit. They had no right.
Pthag wisps: Oh look. The Mysterious Mattel E-mails have started wishing me a Happy Assumption.
KUG wisps: how do i surrender to the city watch?
Pthag wisps: say Cor blimey, guv! You've got me banged to rights and no mistake!
Dogbolter wisps: A confession that you stole the Brass bridge?
Delta wisps: Never fondled Dryade before, but I nearly flashed her ;)
ManiacalRage wisps: "You come out of your hiding place. You leap out on the Ramtops Carriage, catching it completely unawares."
(Wizards) Gothzor wisps: Say no to clothes!
Phenton wisps: My alt drinks paint all the time. It does nothing to your appearance.
EXile wisps: "Two scorpions grin at you."
EXile wisps: ok, am i being paranoid here?
(the green slab) Ibblek Ookerton: (We're paying jhn too much again, he can afford red meat)
Tubby wisps: I feel so naked without my maps...
Arkardo wisps: You wear maps?
Kurupt wisps that he gets nekkid with Tubby to make him feel better
Tubby wisps: Yay! a sheep shearer...NOW i feel speacial
Pupazz wisps: Hmm. A good cooking book name: A Brief history of Thyme.
(the green slab) Alluric: Volen de Sade fondles your flowing beard.
(the green slab) jhn: Incidentally, I was talking to TGGM about being paid commission for every time he quoted me in his articles, and he thought it was a good idea.
(the green slab) TGGM DeLaCroix: News to me, Jhn.
(the green slab) jhn: Well" This is the newspaper! Where else to you expect to hear news?
(the green slab) jhn: But you know what they say --- if you leave a witch on your front lawn, dogs won't defaecate on it.
(the green slab) Warrax: It's the smell, probably.
(the green slab) Alluric: course not, dogs dont deficate on witches. still on your lawn though
Jhn wisps: You just have to visualise everything in terms of the lambda calculus, and it all becomes straight forward!
To the southwest, Dogbottler yells: My bottled dog has no nose!
Khaos wisps: Ha! Warrax has a small one :P
Khaos wisps: Mines 2" bigger :P
Arkardo wisps: Warrax broke his unit and now it's smaller! Spread the word!
Arkardo wisps: Whoa... I've listened to this song a bunch of times, and I just noticed it's in English!
NoOneYouKnow wisps: Arrrgh, I was walking home in the dark and wet eating my chippies, and reached in and grabed what I thought was a big soggy one and took a huge bite, it was a blasted lemon wedge.
(Wizards) Phenton wisps: Before the Change, I could blorp 1 brass ringg out of 10. Yesterday, I blorped a couple silver rings. That's a change, in my opinion
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: We should get that spell fixed
Anon wisps: Damn young people.
Anon wisps: Almost as bad as the working class.
Anon wisps: Damn working class.
Anon wisps that he shakes his fist at the young working class.
Anon wisps: Damn animals.
Anon wisps: Why don't they get jobs?
Anon wisps: Of course, that would make them members of the working class.
Anon wisps that he shakes his fist at animal members of the working class.
Jeremiah wisps: So, you dont approve of working animals like sheep dogs?
Anon wisps: I don't approve of animals in general.
Anon wisps: I don't see why we need them at all.
Anon wisps: We should put them to work in sweat shops.
Anon wisps: Making sweat.
Anon wisps: Sweet, sweet animal sweat.
Anon wisps: I mean sure it's in text, but I don't know how any opinions followed up by proposals to farm animals for sweat should really be responded to seriously :P
(Wizards) Zube wisps: have you rearranged already sugendran... if so you may have put too much into yr bitchiness stat
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps that he holds out a piece of pie
(Wizards) Feantur wisps: ZOOOM
(Wizards) Feantur wisps: Ate it.
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps that he looks at his fingers
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: Could I have that blue ring back please
SafePenguin wisps: my panties got stolen!
ParaNOia wisps: Hi, I am paraNOia.
ParaNOia wisps: You can borrow mine, only slightly soiled.
Kissekatt wisps: Great, another talking NPC
(Wizards) Cyath wisps: "Your current experience is 1" - Woohoo
KrazyMonk wisps: does anyone know if the run is operating or not at the moment please??????????
Rosso wisps: yes i can run
(Apex) Krakl wisps: what the fuck is wtf?
Warrax wisps: I'm not lazy, I'm just differently motivated.
ParaNOia wisps: Speaking of lame, loookk at meee!:D
Pupazz wisps: If I could just say a few words...... I'd be a better public speaker!
Tubby wisps: hahahaha! quote of the day this one! "I'm not racist, my best friend is a n**ga"
ParaNOia wisps: sob, no-one wants to play with me on that mud:(
ParaNOia wisps: There is no china in africa silly....
Warrax wisps: Animals have just as much right to plates as you do!
TGGM wisps: Throwing up? It sounds good...
ParaNOia wisps: I think leeda wants to marry me:))
Warrax wisps: To what?
(Two) Terano wisps: I said, come on fhqwhgads
(Two) Terano wisps: I said, come on fhqwhgads
(Two) Terano wisps: Everybody to the limit, everybody to the limit, I said come on fhqwhgads!
(Apex) paraNOia wisps: A sample of my song 'You know now, you give me pumpkins'
(Two) Kurupt wisps: uess who's back, back again, ken is back, tell some men. Rub my back, Rub my back, Rub my back, Rub my back.
(The Black Company) Dyne: Damn natives... Don't they know acid on their bodies is an international language for 'Go away!'?
(Two) GlennRidge wisps: Carnivorous Jesus, I neeeedddd your flesshhhhh!!
Drakkos wisps: It would make a good movie tho'. 'Nooneyouknow in... Soxpiracy Theory'
Pthag wisps: James Earl Jones would make a good Ceres, I feel.
Stoze wisps: Christopher Walken could make a good paranoid nutjob
Drakkos wisps: I can be played by the guy who plays Strider in LOTR.
(Melbournites) Hinge Temporarily: gonad.
(Melbournites) Hinge Temporarily: i just thought that needed saying.
(Melbournites) Hinge Temporarily drones i am a robot, do what i say.
(Melbournites) Hinge Temporarily drones i am a washing machine, do what i say.
(Melbournites) Hinge Temporarily: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! yes! work the groin!
Aikanaro wisps: The best cure for acid burns is more acid.
Reix wisps: A friend of mine came to visit me last week, she had a ricky martin CD in her car.
Reix wisps: That made me sad.
Lanfear wisps: Teaching outside the bank in CWC for 15 mins.
Dionysus wisps: ... you and Brother David had a tiff?
Lanfear wisps: And I spent all my xps as well last night. I should really not play while drunk :P
Eldric wisps: so like I was saying, I tell Wodan, "Don't be a player hater....don't hate the player, hate the game."....and then he dested me....and rebooted the place....
Eldric wisps: mind you, I still haven't found my solid gold "pimp" cane since then......
(Apex) Eldric wisps: Discussion topic for today: Frosted Lucky Charms - are they REALLY magically delicious, or is that propoganda put out by "The Man" in an effort to up consumption and get us to pay more money at dental visits?
Rokwain wisps: The thin child says: Come Please... Fall on my Blade
Rokwain wisps: The thin child exclaims: *snap-hiss* Spank you with Worm, I shall!
Warrax wisps: You stole my infinite monkeys? Damn, they were so close to completing the works of shakespear!
Rokwain wisps: really, i thought it was the rocky horror show
Warrax wisps: Well, they wouldn't let me see their work, but that's what they told me it was.
Reix wisps: They were just lying to you, Warrax. They were drinking beer and eating corn chips the entire time.
Warrax wisps: Damn monkeys!
Khaos wisps: You grasp the tiny duckling, stare into its tiny innocent black beady eyes begging for mercy, and EAT it WHOLE! You can feel its tiny wings beating against your cheeks and oesophagus as you devour it.
Khaos wisps: hmmmm
Presto wisps: fiend
Khaos wisps: tasty :P
Reix wisps: Tastes like chicken?
Khaos wisps: No Reix. Like duckling :P
Warrax wisps: You obviously give up too easily, Maelin. You VOWED to rep every room along the road, and you gave up after a mere 17 rooms on the mere threat of DELETION. LAME.
Lanfear wisps: Teaching in front of the bank on Rhinu road, CWC for 15 mins
Warrax wisps: You have no idea how to get back to AM, do you? :)
Lanfear wisps: Not really :P
Narmio wisps: "Your steel breastplate provides some cooling and some warmth". make up your mind!
Narmio wisps: can i get rid of a cold by getting very hot, or is there another method?
(Apex) Synister wisps: i donno. I've known some girls for a long time
(Apex) Synister wisps: but once the text goes flying at their brains, in comes discworld and out go inhibitions
(Apex) TerrysAlt wisps: I'm lucky :) most girls won't go near me with a 50 foot pole, I don't have to answer silly questions about this stuff :p
(Apex) Fevvling wisps: If a girl comes near you with a 50 foot pole, it's probably best to run.
(Apex) Ibblek wisps: You've got to quit hanging around female high jumpers, Terrys
(Apex) Ibblek wisps: When I was in the SCA taking sword fighting, men used to come up and laugh at me all the time
(Apex) Synister wisps: was your sword bigger than theirs?
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: 'I choose you TaffyD!' 'TaffyD, Dest_inventory, now!'
(Apex) Synister wisps: i'm watching a show about the us army and this girl is saying "I didn't really believe they were giving us guns. I thought they were toys at first" come on! you're a killer damnit! a stone cold killer!
(Two) BFG wisps: I think it is just a bit too puerile. :p
(Two) BFG wisps: I recommend more fart jokes to raise the calibre.
To the southwest, Dodgy Zoot yells: Asbestos is yummy!
To the west, Tubby shouts: He aint lyin there...
Tubby wisps: you arn't listening are you....he WONT take the MEDICATION because the LABEL said so.
(Teacher) TerrysAlt Bourdieu: oh yeah? 209 days old and I can shoplift talker sticks!
(Wizards) Feantur wisps: rt lt rt lt fw fw fw rt lt fw lt rt fw lt ARGH
(Wizards) Feantur wisps: Anyone need the spell Stacklady's Straight line Majestic eagle, Rising sun, Man with pot? :)
Jeremiah wisps: Could not find any help on 'butler'. Perhaps you are looking for 'help creators'? .......!
Danbala wisps: We live to serve.
To the northeast, a town cryer shouts: Oh yay, oh yay. I hate this job, I QUIT!
(Two) Woz wisps: argh! It's a street!
Maya wisps: Argh! That's the third shearer I've been sent this week! Do I need a haircut or something?
FATY wisps: The guard thief neatly fillets Shifty Jim's chest with his long sword - why is he killing him
Psylent wisps: Shifty Jim knew too much.
(Wizards) WoD wisps: hm, A mysterious oak door and a mysterious wire mesh door solidifies with a satisfying thump.
(Wizards) paraNOia wisps: Your name could by WIZARDWizardPants
(Wizards) paraNOia wisps: that would be quite wizardy in my book.
(Wizards) Sekiri wisps: Well, your book is clearly a few chapters short of a story.
(Wizards) paraNOia wisps: My pool is a few bimbos shy of a penthouse party!
TGGM wisps: It's the NPC's, Thraine. They're wandering more than before, and spreading them.
Vex wisps: i invented ducks
Hufte wisps: I invented the internet.
Just up the street you can see some crossroads. And very angry they look too.
(Apex) Penguin wisps: how many warts do you have and have you rearranged yet?
(Apex) Synister wisps: am I really a numberchaser?
(Apex) TerrysAlt wisps: look behind you! it's 42 in camouflage gear! get it!
(Apex) Alluric wisps: thats a duck dear
(Apex) Blister wisps: Number42 - I choose YOU!
Talen wisps: lol. apparently "Klatchian" in latin is "Raghead"
Warrock wisps: any priests in KLK?
(Two) Storm wisps: O come all ye Deep Ones, Mi-Go, Ghouls and Nightgaunhts. Come foul Shub Niggurath and all Ancient Ones. Come Great Cthulhu, rising from the ocean.
(Two) GlennRidge wisps: Party time!
Gheto wisps: Small gods about that Brother called Brutha?
Rieper wisps: I'm a certified cabinet maker.
Jeremiah wisps: But you escaped from the asylum?
(Two) paraNOia wisps: Daddy would you like some sausage?!
Tubby wisps: Why does this accountant have a knife? is he "slashing home-loans at 4%p.a" again?
(Apex) sPInEshank wisps: sweet!!! only 3 songs to download to finish this CD. gnarly
(Apex) Kurupt wisps: Spice girls?
(Apex) Tubby wisps: wow, you are all annoying
(Apex) KURUPT wisps: It's a gift
(Apex) SpINeshank wisps: you dont count as a person tggm
(Two) GlennRidge wisps: NinjaVision sees through your clothes!
(Two) Warrax wisps: Even my lead underwear?
(Two) Pthag wisps: It's was a hanging offense to impersonate an Egyptian in the Good Old Days.
(Two) Warrax wisps: Maelin turns his head on its side and uses a lighter to melt the wax in his ears, so it runs out and forms a puddle on the floor!
(Two) kissekatt wisps: Did you know: That you can make nice little sculptures out of earwax.
(Two) GlennRidge wisps: Warrax knows all the craft secrets! :P
(Two) Warrax wisps: Some of your secrets are really quite frightening, GlennRidge.
Iori wisps: ok, who is the sadist that left Ryattenoki at the smithy?
Maelin wisps: I'll give you a clue.
Maelin wisps: His name starts with G and ends with lennRidge.
Pthag wisps: Gordon Le N. N. Ridge?
Kissekatt wisps: I was executed yesterday for walking against a red light
(Two) GlennRidge wisps: Storm heartily endorses coprophagia in all its myriad forms! ;P
Maelin wisps: I finished reading To Kill A Mockingbird today.
Tubby wisps: and have you killed your mockingbird yet?
Maelin wisps: My mum broke her ankle falling down the stairs last year. I was going to call an ambulance, but I was downloading pr0n.
(Wizards) Nijen wisps: I'd never do that to a pub landlord!
(Wizards) Nijen wisps: mischat
(Two) Thalasso wisps: what's the most unusual pickup line you've used that has worked?
(Two) Jeremiah wisps: Hello I'm an astronomer and I'm an expert in spotting heavenly bodies.
(Two) Jeremiah wisps: I'm a priest of pishe so that's not an umbrella in my pocket
(Two) Jeremiah wisps: Althea falls for that every time
(Two) Thalasso wisps: Tell your friends "Watch this" then walk over to the girl, and say "Quick, is there a man over there watching me?" wait for her to nod, and then say "Damn, I'm not going to get out of this one without some help" then wing it.
(Two) Matrix wisps: "you have nice legs, what time do they open?"
Ajala wisps that she holds a rose in her teeth.
SafePenguin wisps: watch out for thorns...
SafePenguin wisps: thorns in the tongue can be really painful
Gnash wisps: Thorns add fun.
Gnash wisps: thorns add DANGER.
(Wizards) Nathan wisps: i did three bunnies
Yalpf wisps: No dear, Architects don't perform at concerts, they design buildings.
Dasquian wisps: (ps Maelin, how is the view from the moral highground? :)
Maelin wisps: Please ignore TGGM, he's having another of his episodes.
(Wizards) Avonlea wisps: My humor is so cleaver that I barely catch it at times.
Anon wisps that he sighs.
Anon wisps: Whatever happened to the talker?
Anon wisps: I mean...the talker used to be..
Anon wisps: Oh I don't know...
Anon wisps: Not just a cavalcade of crap.
Dasquian wisps: Not lame I think is the phrase you're looking for
Dasquian wisps: But ooh, that is so much better ;p
Anon wisps: Yeah :/
Anon wisps: But look at it now!
Yaph and Sapf arrive from the east.
Yaph and Sapf leave west.
Thraine wisps: im going back in to kill that little shite
Thraine wisps: Die you sailor!!
Fugit wisps: The cockroach falls for your feint. stupid cockroach
Marzipan wisps: I couldn't imagine life without a vigina.
Warrax wisps: Japanese people are too polite. I can't trust anyone who is that polite! :)
Elessar wisps: Please please please please don't tell me Tokyo Breakfast is a video of this guy and girl having sex...and with...you know...bile...
Warrax wisps: Ooo, a newspaper. Now there's absolute unbiased fact for you there. :)
Arkardo wisps: California is really the back of a REALLY big creature that hates hot and is moving toward the cold of the north pole.
Arkardo wisps: I'm just a guy obsessed with the song at the beginning of the 8th episode of Chobits...
Eldric wisps: I'm a guy that is obessed with breasts and naked women, preferably pr0n stars and whatnot....but do you see me going on and on and on about it?
(Two) Storm wisps that he sings 'please get your tongue out of my mouth, i'm trying to kiss you goodbye..... DAD!'
Arkardo wisps: "Will passenger Paul Sac please expose himself to the stewardess immediately..."
(Apex) Mythica wisps: BFG is the only woman for me!
(Apex) Shippay wisps: BFG is a man.
Chimara wisps: I can't speak a single word of English.
Arkardo wisps: | 5p33|< 0n|y l33+.
Jhn squeezes out of a hole that suddenly appears in the air.
Jhn peers quizzically around the room.
Jhn exclaims: This is not where I wanted to be!