[03:10] <Dasquian> Vain Things I Do, #83: Open a quote page, search for my name, then close it not having read anything not involving me in some way.
(One) Aikanaro: A poor workman blames his tools.
(One) Aikanaro: His stupid damn tools.
[23:49] <RB> ok
[23:49] <RB> lets get our ROLEPLAY on
[23:49] <RB> first
[23:49] <RB> I need to
[23:49] <RB> take care
[23:49] <RB> of dasquian
[23:49] <RB> if you know what I mean
Maelin wisps: THese "wear seatbelts" ads that I just found on youtube are kind of dishonest.
Therion wisps: Most advertising is.
Maelin wisps: They show you all these horrible tragedies that can occur, families being broken, friends losing friends, etc
Maelin wisps: But they DON'T show you the results in added efficiency that people get EVERY DAY by not bothering to waste all that time clicking in seatbelts and unclicking them.
Isolde wisps: it just feels weird when i start the car without a seatbelt on. like i went out without a bra or something.
Taffyd wisps: why, that could add up to like, 15 or 20 minutes over your entire lfie
Maelin wisps: You never see videos showing Dad running late, making it to the ball game to see his son kick the winning goal JUST IN TIME because he didn't have to waste time with the seatbelt.
Maelin wisps: wait where is emrys
Isolde wisps: probably out without a bra
Maelin wisps: GOddamnit this has all been for naught >:(
[01:07] <Drakkos> I am ON THE LAM
[01:07] <Drakkos> I ran out of work
[01:07] <Drakkos> Because my students have a coursework due tomorrow
[01:07] <Drakkos> And they don't understand that it's their problem they only just started writing the thing today, not mine.
(One) KaJaK: I'm going to become the greatest priest ever
(One) Ezio: the pope?
(One) Drakkos: Chess Boxing!
(One) Insanity: A mysterious sport, Drakkos.
(One) Drakkos wisps that it punches Insanity
(One) Drakkos: Checkmate!
[05:49] <Dasquian> I think you would enjoy Rushmore
[05:50] <Drakkos> Is it on at the cinema?
[05:50] <Dasquian> No, it's a 1998 film
[05:50] <Drakkos> Oh, I guess not then!
[05:50] <Dasquian> It wasn't THAT good
[05:50] <Drakkos> I thought you said it was excellent?
[05:50] <Drakkos> I am all confused. :-(
[05:50] <Dasquian> Yeah, but not so excellent that it's been running continuously in cinemas for the past 11 years
[05:51] <Drakkos> God
[05:51] <Drakkos> It sounds like shit now
[05:54] <Drakkos> Maybe I will just keep watching I Clavdivs
[05:55] <Dasquian> I hope you pronounce that "Clavv Divvs"
[05:55] <Drakkos> I do!
[05:55] <Dasquian> Excellent, excellent, please continue :)
[05:55] <Drakkos> Because that's what I thought it actually was when I was young
[05:55] <Drakkos> My parents kept saying 'Fuck you you little retard, it's CLAUDIUS'
[05:55] <Drakkos> And I kept saying Clavdivs
[05:56] <Drakkos> Until they left me to die in a gutter
[21:35] <DrakLap> I would tell you about my bowel movements if it wasn't completely disgusting to everyone including the guy who is living through them.
[21:36] <QBall> "I went to the toilet today, and I sickened even myself"
[21:45] <ashdug> I was linked here from a page that said XXX live sexy chat, I think they lied to me
[21:45] <DrakLap> You missed my earlier chats Ashdug
[21:45] <DrakLap> About my bowel movements
[21:45] <DrakLap> Wait
[21:45] <DrakLap> I may not really understand what people find sexy
[21:56] <Carmine> You play the words 'JUNT ', 'JO' and 'UM' at J6 in down scoring 56 points on
[21:56] <Carmine> the scrabble board.
[21:56] <Carmine> OH YEAH
[21:56] <DrakLap> God
[21:56] <DrakLap> Now
[21:57] <DrakLap> When I play
[21:57] <DrakLap> 'is'
[21:57] <DrakLap> I'm going to look like more of a retard
(One) Maelin: Someone or other at berrameet was vegan.
(One) Taffyd: I hope the endless meat pizzas accomodated them :p
(One) Siilaan also wonders how do you get endless meat.
(One) Siilaan: (Quiet there in the back rows.)
[18:07] <ashdug> I think subsisting on ramen, paddlepops, beer and cigarettes is taking a toll on my health :/
[23:03] <Drakkos> I think the fear stems from the fact he knows I don't know where the line is.
[23:03] <Drakkos> And that I would follow through a rape joke to the point of actual insertion.
[23:03] <Drakkos> AND MAYBE MORE
[23:52] <+Lucifer> dnc: i need you desperately!:D
(One) Dredina: How do you get the title Dread Pirate? :)
(One) WasDrogan: be drakkos
(One) Dredina wisps that she wouldn't even if it were possible.
(One) Johnnytrash now kinda knows how to make a room in LPC
(One) Drakkos: I know how to make a room too!
(One) Drakkos: Let's make out
(One) Drakkos: Are you reading LPC for Dummies? It's not only a great read, but apparently the guy who wrote it is awesome.
(One) Grimrak: Oh awesome, I just realised if I have a kid I can legally name him Seymour Butts.
(One) Wallsy: Dominos? That's not pizza, it's some sort of biological weapon.
(newbie) Pit: FaceCat, Sledgehammer, did you consider getting a talker?
(newbie) FaceCat: Don't tell me my business devil woman.
(One) emsenn: I was just informed by my mom I am allowed to have gay incestual relationships, becuase there's no chance for conception, so "it's all good"...
(One) emsenn just doesn't even know where to... I mean... yay?
[13:01] <Grimrak> why is Faye bitching at you, Drakkos?
[13:41] <DrakLap> Because
[13:41] <DrakLap> I am a cunt
[13:41] <DrakLap> And enjoy winding people up
[13:41] <DrakLap> There were probably other reasons
[13:41] <DrakLap> in the beforetime
[13:41] <DrakLap> But I forget what they were
[13:41] <DrakLap> Something to do with poisons?
[13:41] <DrakLap> Who knows
[13:41] <DrakLap> All those memories will be lost now
[13:41] <DrakLap> Like tears in rain
[13:42] <DrakLap> Apparently however I have lost her respect, which comes as a surprise to me, because I had no idea I originally had it. :-P
[13:52] <Haug> woa
[13:52] <Haug> this is like
[13:52] <Haug> a channel where we can bitch about everyone :O
[13:52] <Grimrak> yeah
[13:52] <Grimrak> it's great
[13:52] <Grimrak> you should hear us talk about that cunt haug
[13:52] <DrakLap> Man
[13:52] <DrakLap> That guy
[13:52] <DrakLap> That fucking guy
[13:52] <DrakLap> Let's cut him
[13:55] <Haug> so grimrak, i saw you at the mud meeting
[13:55] <Grimrak> why weren't you there?
[13:55] <Haug> i have uni :p
[13:55] <Grimrak> pfft
[13:56] <Grimrak> so anyway, now that you've seen me
[13:56] <Grimrak> when shall we meet up for the sex?
[14:00] <DrakLap> I don't think people really *live* in scotland
[14:00] <DrakLap> We just
[14:00] <DrakLap> Survive
[23:37] <+cjmac> So do you understand the -signal rules, Thogav?
[23:38] <+Thogav> NFI a valid answer?
[23:38] <+cjmac> Sure. Basically, uniqueness is key.
[23:39] <+Thogav> yo
[23:39] -moderator:#xkcd-signal- Thogav, you have been muted for 4 seconds.
[23:39] <+Thogav> hi
[23:39] -moderator:#xkcd-signal- Thogav, you have been muted for 16 seconds.
[23:39] <+cjmac> Get it now?
[23:39] -moderator:#xkcd-signal- cjmac, you have been muted for 4 seconds.
[23:39] <+Thogav> ok
[23:39] -moderator:#xkcd-signal- Thogav, you have been muted for 1 minute 4 seconds.
(One) Mihiel: and I'm not phat. I've got bigg bonez
(One) Emrys: and if i sneak into your house and steal your tv, thats burgulary
(One) WasDrogan: and if you get blown out through a window with a 12 gauge thats justice
(One) Emrys: texas style
[02:29] <Haug> did you make mojo the monkey :O
[02:31] <DracLap> Mojo as in the money on www.monkeys-at-keyboards.com? He's mine, yeah
[02:31] <DracLap> I have him on t-shirts and everything
[02:31] <DracLap> Because even though a five year old can draw better
[02:31] <DracLap> A five year old usually can't afford self-congratulatory garments
[02:31] <DracLap> (Fuck you, five-year olds)
(One) Eko: Darn, I'm only 3.25% toward getting Unexpected Guest
(One) Maelin: Man the xp rewards for achievements are so laughable.
(One) Eko: I care more about acquiring titles than exps.
(One) Eko: "Unexpected Eko" has a nice ring to it
(One) Eko: a nice ring to it
(One) Eko: ring to it
(One) Eko: it
(Two) Prufrock: Animals can be quite impressive. My uncle kept chickens and he showed me his cock one time.
(One) Julnar: I would've used the time on masturbation instead
[21:51] <+janki> • Thanks for the +v •
[21:51] -moderator:#xkcd-signal- janki, you have been muted for 4 seconds.
(One) Julnar: funnily enough people aren't actually special until they do something special. I'm afraid being born doesn't cut it
(One) Haug: I was born with unusually large levels of special
(One) Aikanaro: Mercury, Haug.
(One) Aikanaro: Unusually high levels of mercury.
(One) Haug wisps: Well, I do like to swim upstream
(One) Drakkos: But it may very well be the case that it's not so much the code doesn't work as that it is haunted.
(One) Drakkos: Part of the problem is the way the information is structured. It's not stored, as I recall, in a nice handler with some beautiful wainscoating. It is stored on whatever random object was passing, with the information affixed via cheap post-its
(One) Pso: have you considered murder as a viable option!
(One) Pso wisps: [Warning: Murder may be illegal]
Amtrak wisps: seeing as there are no cabbies,taxis, or limos on duty, is there anyone that could help a newbie get from BP to AM? I have some money I can pay with.
Landon wisps: I can help
Maelin wisps: I can act like a taxi, if you like. Ask me for a lift.
Amtrak wisps: Could I have a lift please? :)
Maelin wisps: No, I'm off duty.