(Wizards) Anake wisps: That reminds me, I'm a wizard.
Dogbolter wisps: Yeah, but who cares? when you're pregnant, and need to ask how/who, we need to ask the players, Kesira.
Dogbolter wisps: Oh. Mischat.
Terano wisps: English is too pliant for my liking..
Terano wisps: We should replace written english with a series of icons!
Maelin wisps: I absolutely loathe it. "The cup of tea that secondary character X was drinking on the last page of Chapter 3 symbolises the fragility of the human spirit and the effects of technology on the environment. It encompasses the truly circular nature of historical repetition and also goes well with a biscuit."
Maelin wisps: The main theme of the book is the boring, boring, boring childhood of a boring little girl in a boring town in a boring era when everyone was so bored they had to spend their Sundays in Church just for a thrill.
Terano wisps: Why, I'm getting some right now!
Augusta wisps: Google: it's your friend and mentor.
(Apex) GlennRidge wisps: I had 'W' tattooed on each arsecheek! When I bend over, it says WOW! :P
(Apex) GlennRidge wisps: Ahhh! Humans! ... How fascinating!
Blinkinhek wisps: i was lost in L-space .... sob ... for the last hour .... sob... now i am in Sto-Lat ... how the heck did i get here. I refuse to do drugs ever again
Aerk wisps: Raffi is very sweet.
Cohen wisps: Yeah? Come here and shay that!
The medium wooden shield, Binky and the corpse of Eurypterid are swept west by the current.
Jorge wisps: I've hadthe same girlfriend for 7 years. Of course, it started out as just a friendship because I was the only one at school besides teachers who knew ASL. then of course, it turned into hand holding. then those stupid little kisses where you just press lips and wait for something to happen. Now I like to think it has evolved to the point where we can hold hands /and/ press lips :)
Maelin wisps: Sounds like you British are a bunch of nutjobs to me.
Maelin wisps: My laptop has a very stupid layout.
Maelin wisps: For one, Delete is near an alt key but there is no control key nearby. So you need two hands for a three-finger salute.
Augusta wisps: Sell a kidney. You don't need two.
Tidus wisps: anyone wanna group?!?!?
Curious wisps: Me!
Dasquian wisps: I will too!
Curious wisps: But only if we can go to the park...
Curious wisps: Cos I can only kill ducks.
Curious wisps: And only if I wear bread on my feet.
Terano wisps: eat ducklings.
Thirsha wisps: Poor Curious. :(
Terano wisps: You eat eight ducklings.
Curious wisps that he -(
Thirsha wisps: And poor Das can only suck their ankles. It's hard, being a vampire gneeme. :(
Curious wisps: Woe.
Curious wisps: Woe! Is us.
Curious wisps: I will carve a duckling out of a potato for our vegan listeners.
Curious wisps: First, wrap a live duckling in a potato. Now trim away all the parts that don't look like a duckling!
Curious wisps: Kernel compiles make me abusive. :-P
The Lame Bus wisps: *beep beep*
Morgoth wisps: Ooh, there's my bus
Maelin wisps: I had to have a duckling surgically removed from my gall bladder.
Curious wisps: There is no longer any duckling here.
Curious wisps: There is only ZUUL.
Terano wisps: OGTHROD AI'F GEB'L-EE'H YOG-SOTHOTH 'NGAH'NG AI'Y ZHRO!
Feantur wisped: That reminds me I was asked to preserve someone's melons. Be right back.
TGGM wisps: Maybe not to you, but I happen to think they're all funny.
Cerridwen ab Tegid pities you.
Maelin wisps: "A tall trader and five bodyguards are standing here." Just a bit over-protective, you reckon?
Aerk wisps: How can I get some uranium?
Aerk wisps: I need it for... um.. a school project.
Yoseph wisps: Ummmmmm I just landed a serious blow on myslef..... This cant be good
Katata wisps: You should really get those problems sorted out with a therapist.
Warrax wisps: Buy The Green Slab!
Warrax wisps: (Or I'll eat your soul)
(Wizards) RenderMan wisps: Whaaaaa: "A clever thief teleports out of the Green Lumpy Bit."
(Wizards) RenderMan wisps: That's not fair!
(Wizards) Ranma wisps: Well he is clever afterall.
Presto wisps: less than an Australian dollar
Presto wisps: if you can believe it!
Warrax wisps: Ha, soon we shall pass 60 US cents once again, Presto. Who'll be laughing then!
Gheto wisps: What is a better axe than a two-handed axe?
Maelin wisps: A three-handed axe!
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Uh-oh. I got Aerk pregnant. Shotgun weddin' in the drum in five minutes!
(Wizards) Aerk wisps: Shippay is lying, again :P
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Your womb is full and you know it!
(Assassins) Snuff wisps: ahhh..... the three headed dildo!
(Assassins) Snuff wisps: mistell
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Awe poo. Me 'n Aerk got married, but it was lost in the crash.
Elessar wisps: Woo, the talker history got put back to when I chatted about Libido
Dasquian wisps: Hmm, i should su to help make sure no morons get in ;p
Ummywummy wisps: Didnt know you were standing
(Wizards) Twister wisps: has anyone made any record of how the new rearrange and how keeping it lower is better for people to read over?
(Wizards) Twister wisps: has anyone made any record of how the new rearrange and how keeping it lower is better for people to read over?
(Wizards) Twister wisps: has anyone made any record of how the new rearrange and how keeping it lower is better for people to read over?
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: Sorry I missed that
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps: What are you trying to say?
(Wizards) Elauna wisps: I dont' use small blue lights any more, personally.
(Wizards) Sugendran wisps that he agrees with Elauna, blue lights are so five minutes ago
(Wizards) Elauna wisps: I don't need a light of any kind. I just smile and it lights up the room :)
Wodan wisps: statistically we should have crashed 15 minutes ago :)
Insanity wisps: Everyone knows full stops plot when they're in pairs. That why you only have one or three.
Insanity wisps: Deutha would turn in his grave. (If he were dead)
Bluemoss wisps: and was not cremated
(Two) GlennRidge wisps: But then all to soon came the hunger for FLESH! (Oh no!) ;)
Jhn wisps: Got no ideas? Everything vacant upstairs? Then come down to Honest Jhn's All-U-Can-Think Idea-Mart!
Jhn wisps: All the ideas, all the time!
(Wizards) Calculus wisps: Suddenly, zero rotting, clutching hands burst from the ground.
(Wizards) Elauna wisps: It's always reassuring when that happens.
Ummywummy wisps: The LAG tries to push Wodan aside to push some buttons, but fails.
ParaNOia wisps: When did Yahoo start advertising porn videos?:P
Maelin wisps: Yes but you don't need to shave that often. Once a week
Maelin wisps: I don't even bother with shaving cream. Just wet the razor, stroke stroke, wash, stroke stroke, wash, etc.
ParaNOia wisps: We don't need to hear about your morning shower habits maelin:P
ParaNOia wisps: How much water does your beard retain?:P
Lanfear wisps: People shouldn't talk about their hygiene habits on here :P
Lanfear wisps: It's... disturbing :P
(Apex) GlennRidge wisps: Nerd Flakes! ... Start your day with dexterity +5!
(Assassins) Floom wisps: belts off, trousers down
(Assassins) Davidian wisps: Isn't life a scream
(Assassins) Floom wisps: ah... mischat
Una wisps: ararararar i am so cold
TGGM wisps: Put on more clothes.
Una wisps: i diiiiiid
Una wisps: still cold
MONet wisps: did you put a bikini on?
TGGM wisps: Well, put on more. Surely you have more jumpers?
Una wisps: monet, i am SHOCKED at your suggestion
MONet wisps: aha, so you did!
Fett wisps: what do you need for palm?
Bankshot wisps: Tropical weather, nice rich soil, good rainfall...
Fett wisps: if those were straight answers Id hate to see a circular one.
Kissekatt wisps: I failed a German test once, it was Americas fault
Liriel wisps: anyone want to group?
Elessar wisps: Cerridwen does.
Cerridwen wisps: Elessar does.
Cerridwen wisps: Who's your female char? :P
Elessar wisps: Psht, I'm not telling you :P
Cerridwen wisps: Go on :P
Stipple wisps: its warrax isnt it
Elessar wisps: Buy the Green Slab!
(Wizards) Caviar wisps: Being spammy is part of being Caviar.
EaRtHwOrM wisps: at this rate we might actually reach a natural reboot!
Sekkite wisps that he ghasps at earthworm
Sekkite wisps: you mean with offler?
NoOneYouKnow wisps: A natural weboot is something that used to happen in the before time.
Wodan wisps: don't say all that loud! buttons pop up every time someone says something positive about the uptime!
Sekkite wisps: in the before time, there was offler. but offler didn't stay long. pishe tied offler up and made netsexOr with him and forgot about him. it is rumored thaty he is still tied up to the chair
Elessar wisps: Cerridwen ab Tegid tells you: Can I at least have your genitals if you die? :P
Cerridwen wisps: I collect oddities :P
(Apex) jhn wisps: "If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
(Apex) Aikanaro wisps: Cunning.
(Apex) Vaw wisps: Thats a clever one jhn.
(Apex) Kissekatt wisps: Smooth
(Apex) Pupazz wisps: Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
(Apex) Sugendran wisps: NOTE: You will need lots of power for this
Mental wisps: *wonders if they'll have orgasms this year*
Anon wisps: Mudmeets are good because the percentage of attendants who are stupid is lower then that of the rest of the world. :P
Dasquian wisps: Not in the UK Anon :(
Mental wisps: oi! Who you be callin' smart?!
Vaw wisped: You just have to watch newbie to see some amazing examples of a complete lack of any form of cognitive ability.
Mental wisps: well, Vaw, we are not selected for our intelligence, only our desire to help newbies ;P
Maelin wisps: I thought it would be a great way of making newbie helpers more useful by making them carry truncheons, what do you reckon?
TerrysAlt wisps: Maybe it's like karate.he learns English so he need never use it.
Tubby wisps: Jack and Jill went up the hell to smoke some marajuana! Jack got high and unzipped his fly and Jill said "Nah wait til later"
(Apex) Ded wisps: MOM! Someone broke Mental! His mind has gone funny!
(Apex) Mental wisps: we have a Pg-13 guideline? Ooops
Lanfear wisps: Teaching in Brother David's :)
Serenity wisps: ?
Serenity wisps: Still Bro Dave's?
Lanfear wisps that she makes sure.
Lanfear wisps: Yes!
Tumble wisps: i'm getting licked on the weekend
(Witches) Woom wisps: Philosophical question of the day: Why's there never any string nearby when you need some?
(Witches) Taepha wisps: Cats.
(Witches) Susannetta wisps: Borrowers.
(Witches) Medea wisps: because it's in my pocket
(Witches) Taepha wisps: It all comes down to cats. Borrowing cats.
(Witches) Susannetta wisps: Creators.
(Witches) Taepha wisps: Borrowing cre cats.
(Witches) Susannetta wisps: That would be it.
(Witches) Taepha wisps: Yup.
(Witches) Taepha wisps that she knew it all along!
(Witches) Susannetta wisps that she wonders which of the creators are
secretly cats.
(Witches) Sasquatch wisps: meow
Maelin wisps: Sometimes I enjoy the romantic company of goats.
(Wizards) saintin wisps: which spell from the gym tome will up my xp greatly in a short time?
(Wizards) Aznin wisps: I recommend Friddlefrod's Hydratic Extrusion. It won't help, but at least you'll be dry.
(Wizards) Mono wisps: Wizards is my guild . But also Head Witch of Taxi. :)
(Wizards) Aznin wisps: Just goes to show what has become of Taxi since I left. :)
(Wizards) Janet wisps: I bought the wand. It has more uses that I first suspected.
(Wizards) Elauna wisps: 'You feel more accomplished at logging in to Discworld'.
(Wizards) Elauna wisps: I know it doesn't take me nearly so long as it used to :P
Maelin wisps that he plays idly with some blue-tac.
Maelin wisps: Does anyone know how adhesion works?
Fraze wisps: things stick
Amorsh wisps: Cerridwen is da girl!
ParaNOia wisps: Naah, she's da MAN.
(Two) TGGM wisps: I know a girl with a moustache. Not much of one, but it is there.
(Two) paraNOia wisps: And when you kiss her it tickles your lip?:)
(Two) TGGM wisps: Actually I don't kiss her. She doesn't like me much. She thinks I'm evil.
(Two) paraNOia wisps: When she kisses you does it tickle?
(Two) TGGM wisps: She doesn't kiss me either.
(Two) paraNOia wisps: Ok.. WHen you two SLIP and your lips touch, does it tickle?!
(Two) paraNOia wisps: I know a girl with sideburns!:D
(Two) TGGM wisps: Do they tickle when you kiss her?
(Two) paraNOia wisps: DUDE she has SIDEBURNs.
(Two) paraNOia wisps: when I lick her ears it tickles!
(Two) paraNOia wisps: Not that I lick her ears.
(Two) paraNOia wisps: I'd just imagine..
(Wizards) paraNOia wisps: Tell that to the Rp'ers!!
(Wizards) paraNOia wisps: I was walking down the street and I said Hello.
(Wizards) paraNOia wisps: And they was like PANDAS CANT TALK
(Wizards) paraNOia wisps: And they stole my pants cos pandas don't wear clothes((
(Wizards) saintin wisps: what does it mean when it says im saintin, the Unseen University Progressor?
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: It means you're a newbie.
(Wizards) Sekiri wisps: I'm over my obsession with offensive now. I have people on retainer who will inhume me if I even think about advancing it again.
Grazzit wisps: Wow, you sound like you really know how to netsex0r. You should apply to be a cre.
Spool wisps: I'm not sure what he meant at the time, but the way he went at those corpses made me blush in envy.
A complexity zombie wisps: ARRarR O(n log n) arAra O(n approaches infinity) aRar
Insanity wisps: I'm not on the bandwagon, I'm just on the anti-anti-bandwagon bandwagon.
(Wizards) Janet wisps: "A complexity zombie arrives from the north and dribbles polynomials at your feet."
Proeliator wisps: i say we get the scooby doo gang to spend the rest of the day running away from the zombie to end up unmasking it and it all ends with dogbolter saying how he would have got away with it too if it wasnt for those meddling kids
Zagor wisps: It comes to something then Pthag, when even -zombies- avoid you :)
Terano wisps: There is no complexity zombie.. only Zuul.
Maelin wisps: I remember last time we had one of these Disc-wide alerts.
Maelin wisps: "Beware the Evil Horde of Monstrous Devourers!", Taffyd cried.
Maelin wisps: Turned out it was an old homeless man with a stick who was whacking an empty bucket with his head.
Insanity wisps that he writes a children's book entitled: The boy who cried 'COMPLEXITY ZOMBIE'
Karnach wisps: Um... why are there ten identical help files on clothing?
Anon wisps: Because women need so many outfits. :P
(Apex) TGGM wisps that he takes off his clothes.
(Apex) Aznin wisps that he peers.
(Apex) GlennRidge wisps: YO! Y'all gotz ta JACK to make da maggot monies! BLING BLING! Y'all know what I'm sayin'?
(Apex) Maelin wisps: No.
(Apex) Aikanaro wisps: No, not really.
(Apex) Maelin wisps: Nobody knows what you're saying.
(Apex) Maelin wisps: Speak English, man.
(Apex) Aikanaro wisps: I suspect even you do not know what you're saying.
(Apex) Elauna wisps: Ha, complexity zombies go away if you kick them.
Inoss wisps: it chewed on my right test... i mean ear
Firesong wisps: Well I just had my liver chewed on. Can I lodge a complaint? ;p
(Apex) Elauna wisps: Didn't you know? Ignorance has always been in fashion.
(Apex) GlennRidge wisps: How will one partake of a buffet without a spoon? ... Are we to shun tradition and use another item of cutlery? ... Miss MArmaduke's Guide to Ettiquette says: NO!
Cyzaki wisps: and they ain't scary.
Cyzaki wisps: well, apart from when they blind you with blood...
Aikanaro wisps: It threw a toe at me...
(newbie) Malkav: one just jumped on me...
Karnach wisps: Mmm, zombie massage
Terano wisps: Are you inside Maelin?
Aikanaro wisps: Who's inside Maelin?
Cyzaki wisps: i'm not inside maelin...
(Melbournites) Maelin le Bing: 100 royals!
(Melbournites) Maelin le Bing: What I couldn't do with 100r!
(Melbournites) TGGM DeLaCroix: You also couldn't do with 50r!
(Melbournites) Maelin le Bing: Or indeed, 20r.
(Wizards) HarHario wisps: HI!
(Wizards) Aikanaro wisps: Wibble!
(Wizards) Fewyn wisps: Womble?
(Wizards) Aikanaro wisps: Wramble.
(Wizards) Fewyn wisps: Scrabble
(Wizards) Aikanaro wisps: Babble.
(Two) Aelle wisps that she wonders if Sokkard is a cleverly crafted NPC.
(Two) Clipper wisps: Well, not cleverly...
(Wizards) Nimbet wisps: Assuming that someone has broken their leg, and they need to get to a good doctor... How would you get them there? :)
(Wizards) Yerxes wisps: Drag them by their hair! :p
(Wizards) Aznin wisps: Drag them by the other leg? :D
Eldric wisps: 's easy to check and see which prostitutes are clown prostitutes....they wear clown makeup and special clown shoes with high-heels....
ShZuk wisps: im just waiting for the opportunity to mention nunchuck-skipping little ninja girls. Oops, i just did!
(Wizards) Caviar wisps: Awwww, Kae, I couldn't correct *your* misspellings. I'll just continue to let you look like a moron.
(Wizards) Kaelin wisps that she sniffles.
(Wizards) Caviar wisps that he doesn't hear the sniffling over the beating of his cold, cold heart.
(Wizards) BFG wisps: It's now called El Space.
(Wizards) BFG wisps that he equips a sombrero.
(Wizards) BFG wisps: Being a Wizard is all about MONEY.
(Wizards) BFG wisps: I log in, go to Sto Lat, steal all of the stuff there..
(Wizards) BFG wisps: Womble back to AM, fence everything to Shifty Jim and Sol.
(Wizards) BFG wisps: Then I go to Kordane and advance!
(Wizards) Sekiri wisps: My 210 day old wizard has more money than my 209 day old wizard did!
(Wizards) Kaelin wisps: wow sekiri, that's meaningful.
(Wizards) Kaelin wisps: i think i shall perhaps always remember that you said that.
Eldric wisps that he heard that you see a nipple in the 2nd LotR movie....
Eldric wisps: and it's a FEMALE one too!
(Two) Idic wisps: In the state where i live, 4 or more women living together in a single house is considered by law to be a brothel.
(Two) Idic wisps: I live in a brothel.
(Two) Idic wisps: And 3 or more peole in a room with the doors and windows shut with their socks off is considered an "orgy" by law.
(Two) Idic wisps: so basically we here at the brothel have orgies every night.
(Apex) Pupazz wisps: "I played Minesweeper once but found out I couldn't rocketjump, so I quit."
Eldric wisps that he wonders why he is buck naked and covered in strawberry jam.
Eldric wisps: oh yes......it is Sunday, and we just had a crash.....
(Apex) Storm wisps: Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Aesa wisps: Google! 4 years of helping idiots find what they want.
(Apex) Sugendran wisps: Hrmm.. "One of the waxed paper packets is not a piece of furniture." - Would this mean the others are?
(Apex) Sugendran wisps: Anyone out there looking to buy a mirrored breastplate?
(Apex) Storm wisps: how about mirrored breasts?
(Apex) Aifur wisps: i doubt it
(Wizards) Nimbet wisps: I've been trying to get rid of my owl for bloomin' ages and it always finds me :(
(Wizards) Nimbet wisps: I keep telling it "You were only for Christmas, now bugger off!"
Thirsha wisps: There is only one way to settle this impossible argument. I say TGGM and Maelin fight until both are dead.
NardsAlt wisps: if you pour salt on a nard, does it shrivel up like a slug?
Occam wisps: oi! quit using my razor!
Caviar wisps: Occam's Razor is NOT a proper basis to build a logical system on.
Occam wisps: yeah, it barely shaves my face!
Thirsha wisps: So now can I destroy the universe?
Maelin wisps: The Maelin Equation states that if you take the number of buttons on my keyboard and multiply it by the likelihood of anyone of them having the word "frog" written on it, and then you divide your answer by two and take away the number you first thought of, then that number is the percentage likelihood of this universe being real.
You flip head over heels.
The world goes black. You have passed out.
Pupazz wisps: "You notice a small red whelk on your skin."
(Two) Storm wisps: what took you so long, what took you all night, what took you forever to say i'm right
(Two) Hurukan wisps: I'm stubborn, ok?
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Re:#1 Leeda and Taffyd
Note #60 by Dogbolter at Mon Sep 30 01:57:32 2002 on board flame
Specifically TAFFYD.
Do NOT steal Leeda's phone.
Do NOT text 'I WANT TO F*** YOU IN THE LUMPY PUMPY RUMPY'
Do NOT send it to me.
When Mrs Db has my phone.
EVAR.
j00 suck.
Db
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Maelin wisps: I hate you, Dogbolter.
Dogbolter wisps: Yeah, I know.
Dogbolter wisps: But actually, you don't. You love me. But you wish you didn't.
(Two) Maya wisps: (Right) Maya wisps: This is the right channel!
(Two) Maya wisps: (Left) Maya wisps: And this is the left channel!
(Two) Elauna wisps: And we're stuck in the middle with you.
(Two) Ded wisps: (sanity) Ded wisps: Finally! A channel without Maya spam!!!
(Two) Maya wisps: Bah. Humbug.
(Two) Maya wisps: Bag. Humbuh.
(Two) Maya wisps: *twitches ever so slightly*
(Apex) Storm wisps that he wonders why We Will Rock You listed artist was Jock Jams.
(Apex) Maya wisps: Because they are STUPID GITS with NO APPRECIATION for QUALITY MUSIC.
(Apex) Maya wisps: *stomps off to listen to her Spice Girls collection*
(Apex) Storm wisps: I bet you dance like Posh :P
(Apex) Kana wisps: I have a Spice Girl combined Pen, Mock Microphone and Chupa-Chup Holder.
(Apex) Elauna wisps that she sterilizes the area around the Spice Girls collection with a small tactical nuke, just to be sure.
(Apex) Maya wisps: Nah, I'm the one who left before they became famous, because I was too talented. :P
(Apex) paraNOia wisps: Nate has an Aaron Carter MP3.
(Apex) paraNOia wisps: I have a Spice Girls Wallet=)
(Apex) Maya wisps: Plus, I refused to sleep with the record execs.
(Apex) Ded wisps: I can't believe that :P
l wyvyrn
Wyvyrn? Don't you already know Wyvyrn is one of the cutest Liaisons around?
(Wizards) Caviar wisps: One time, I pied ten cres in a row, within ten seconds of each other.
(Wizards) Caviar wisps: Then Dogbolter threatened to delete me!
(Wizards) Caviar wisps: (I think it was a joke)
Cerridwen wisps: I gave 6 cards to Airk once for free, and a new character standing in the same room said 'Way to go Airk, you've pulled!'
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Wouldja lookit that. My stealing bonus is higher than some of my primaries.
(Wizards) Olisimar wisps: and you own a store... I could drop a ironic comment here but I won't ;)
Dogbolter wisps: Maelin has small, but supple breasts?
Dogbolter wisps: mischannel.
Caviar wisps: Dogbolter never mischats! He is perfect!
(Assassins) Davidian wisps that he wonders why a pet hawk is 1p more than a pet sheep...
(Assassins) Astrogoth wisps: sheep are easier *nodnods sagely*
Maelin wisps: What are we talking about me for?
Dogbolter wisps: Not all of you, Maelin. Just your small, but supple breasts.
Insanity wisps: ...
Maelin wisps: ...
TGGM wisps: You talk about Maelin's small but supple breasts on cre?
Maelin wisps: Wooot, I have made it into the big league!
Maelin wisps: They talk about my small, but supple breasts on Cre! That's the sign of FAME!
Jerome wisps that he wonders how many times the phrase "small yet supple breasts" will be used in this conversation.
Pthag wisps: Not enough!
Kefka wisps: cerveza, we're talking about (small, yet supple) breasts here. Agatean shopkeepers pale in comparison
LuvBunny wisped: by the small yet supple brests of maelin, i have the power. Wooossssh
Jerome wisped: They're not your small but supple breasts, Maelin. They're the peoples' small but supple breasts!
Kefka wisped: now now, this is a democracy, a system based on the sharing of small, but supple breasts
Dogbolter wisps: Hm, Maelin's Community Chest.
Jerome wisps: WANTED: Have you seen these small but supple breasts?
Pthag wisps: Yes! Maelin's got them!
Jerome wisps: They are believed to be armed and dangerous.
Kefka wisps: WARNING - Saddam Hussein is developing small but supple breast mounted nuclear weapons
Gheto wisps: If Sadaam doesnt let in breast inspectors within the next 7 days the will be war!
Insanity wisps: "Two people and two people leave east."
Insanity wisps that he teaches the MUD arithmetic.
Maelin wisps: Goodnight everyone.
Maelin wisps: THe small but supple breasts and I are going to bed.
LuvBunny wisps: kiss your small but supple brest goodnight from all of us
You wave to Maelin le Bing.
Kefka wisps: *waves goodbye to your small but supple breasts*
Maelin wisps: Ok.
Maelin wisps: THis is just getting too weird now :P
(Wizards) noda wisps: I'd have set up The New Spellcheck Project site permanently, but I don't care :)
(Wizards) Emknaps wisps: if it's worth doing, it's worth doing later
(Wizards) Dimitrile wisps: Fear my 3 bunnies of doom!
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: OhGnos. Who will save me from Dimitrile wrath?
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Oh wait. *tips over Dimitrile*
(Wizards) Dimitrile wisps: Cheat!
(Wizards) Dimitrile wisps: Thats not fair *Sob*
LuvBunny wisps: hey morlock i didnt ask you to poke me. i feel violated
(Two) GlennRidge wisps: You know, I might be going senile, but can recall a time when the mud wasn't full of goddamned morons :P
(Two) Storm wisps: say it isn't so!
(Two) Kurupt wisps: ug!
(Two) Miki wisps: you must be old :P
(Two) Zuipschuit wisps: sounds horribly boring
Ded wisps: Can I suggest eating chocolate - it solves the worlds ills :P
Ded wisps that he has an image of Marcella eating Chocolate...
Ded wisps: afk... :P
Ded wisps that he leers
Insanity wisps: "And it shall come to pass that the Chosen One shall arrive who can crash the MUD merely by wishing it to happen." - Ceres 13:45
(Priests) Poyat whisped: WOOHOO!!!!! I just advanced mi.ta by 2 levels and guess what I am now!!!!!
(Priests) Kurupt whisped: A git?
(Priests) Asilor whisped: ROFLE. That is probally the only funny thing you have ever said K.
Serenity wisps: Crap, Maelin is ungagged and I had him right here.
Serenity wisps: Warn me first, Terano :P
Ded wisps: Eww!
Ded wisps: I don't want to know if you had another mudder. Keep these things PRIVATE!
Ded wisps that he thinks Serenity should be gagged for giving TMI on his sex life :P
TerrysAlt wisps that he agrees.
Farrow wisps: Amazing. All the possible criticisms and insults about microsoft and Bill Gates and all you can come up with is ' You Suck'....most eloquent however :)
You just manage to parry the poor tramp's attack, but you'll know better next time.
NoOneYouKnow wisps: There are no small leather shields
Kesira wisps: There is no spoon either.
Mental wisps: nor a CWC
Dogbolter wisps: Small leathery shields exist.
Serenity wisps: Dogbolter does not exist.
Dogbolter wisps: (who witches for a list)
Cerveza wisps: anyone know what is need to get iai since changes?
Caviar wisps: Every day, in every way, Dogbolter confirms his position at the top of my list of favorite cres.
Dogbolter wisps: Sometimes, by not being here?
Tubby wisps: even when he farts?
Caviar wisps: Yes.
Tubby wisps: a creator that farts all the time is a bad sign man...
Caviar wisps: Sometimes I need a Dogbolter free day.
Dogbolter wisps: Well, your wish is granted! I am leaving now, and will be afk until, I suspect Monday.
Caviar wisps: Nooooooooo!
Kesira wisps: Must be lurve
Caviar wisps: I just said that thing about Dogbolter free days to not be proven wrong!
TGGM wisps: Do you often suspect Monday?
Kesira wisps: Well I could amuse and delight yu in his absense?
Dogbolter wisps: Monday can be blamed for an awful lot of things.
Zere wisps: so there are small leather shields then? any ideaswhere they can be found please?
Caviar wisps: I don't know, Kesira. Can you deny me the coding of the 'molest' soul in witty and amusing ways?
Dogbolter wisps: ...
Zere wisps: facts would be even better though
Etain wisped: facts have no place here!
Wyvyrn wisped: She can't, because I already have. :P
Kesira wisped: I could certainly try, Caviar
Maelin wisped: I told everyone how to make a molest soul earlier, Caviar :P
Reality wisped: you would know :P
Koryn wisped: Molestation is / Bad. You would molest Maelin's / Small but supple breasts.
Maelin wisps: 'alias molest emote molests $*$.;remote $1$ molests you$ifarg2: $2*$$endif$.' 'molest
Dogbolter wisps: Nifty!
Dogbolter wisps: (but not the answer)
Jantra wisps: *does the b-day dance* I'm 18 now!! *happyhappy!*
Dogbolter wisps: Oh god. Monday gets big blame now. It'll be my 8th anniversary here.
Maelin wisps: What's nifty?
Dogbolter wisps: Eight years with you halfwits. Gee.
Dogbolter wisps that he sob.
NoOneYouKnow wisps: You have known us longer than your kids
Tigerclaw wisps: lol
Dogbolter wisps: That's true. Very true.
Mental wisps: there is no CWC
Tigerclaw wisps: lag at drum .i just thought youd like to know
Mental wisps: I would like to officially state that i have nothing to do with the lag
Mental wisps: and stop pointing at me!
Kesira wisps: For a second there I nearly types 'wise man' then I remembered it's Maelin
Maelin wisps: Mmm, quiet Kesira.
Maelin wisps: Congratulations on the pregnancy, by the way.
Kesira wisps: Oh shush, you know I lurve you reely leetle Mae
Cyzaki wisps that she is very worried about paranopia.
Cyzaki wisps: i so didn't write paranopia.
ParaNOia wisps: paranopia like cornucopia only different!
ParaNOia wisps: Farewell princes of EGYPT!
ParaNOia wisps: (queens of the desert)
[paraNOia leaves Discworld]
(Apex) Allan wisps: yo-yo's have come back and gone again! the foxtrot will never die!
(Two) Farrow wisps: You are all insane
(Two) Koryn wisps: You say that like it's some sort of revelation.
(Wizards) Zagor wisps: Caviar has been gagged, but he wants me to relay his undying love for Dain.
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: If I moved to Italy, I would change my name to Chestor, and adopt the surname of 'the molestor'
(Wizards) atreus wisps: Sorry, I had a wrestle with the caps lock key, momentarily lost the upper hand. Or was it CASE. ho ho ho.
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: My name means 'Inanimate lump of sexiness' in English. I am cheese.
Hyde wisps: Anyone want to group?
Hurukan wisps: Some dude, named Hyde does I think.
Maelin wisps: Get one of those plastic keyboard cover slips.
Maelin wisps: You can't type worth a damn with one, but they make those late night pr0n sessions far less damaging to your keyboard.
(Wizards) Felkin wisps: Hmm, is ther any way to get a hiding thief unhidden?
(Wizards) Skeetch wisps: Turn out the lights and huddle next to the screen
Cohen wisps: Teaching in Brother Davids for ten minutes :)
Cohen wisps: Bah, wrong alt.
Wodan says: Vote for me for most feared cre, look what I can do...
(Segmentation fault)
[Joy arrives on Discworld for the first time!]
Warrax wisps: American spelling is rarely the correct one! :)
Sand wisps: When it's electronics, we probably invented it anyway, so we're right
Pupazz wisps: America = Japan, now? :P
Thrace wisps: ooer, new computer Warrax? What kind?
Warrax wisps: Um .... a black one! :)
Warrax wisps: THe last time an original piece of code was written was in 1993! Everything since then is copy and paste. *nodnods*
Ummywummy wisps: http://www.perverts.nl/files/Hot_chick_with_nice_pussy.jpg
Ummywummy wisps: oops miss chat
IaTeMYCaT wisps: how do I select that text and copy it from the java applet?
Lanfear wisps: Teaching in CWC somewhere if you can catch me ;)
Warrax wisps: Pfft, like that would be hard!
Warrax wisps: Teaching in the shades if you can find me! :)
Taffyd wisps: Punch the LANFEAR and WIN
Lanfear wisps: Err.. HEY!
Kurupt wisps that he punches Lanfear
Warrax wisps: Is that more fun than SHOCK the MONKEY?