(One) Aikanaro takes the sound test thing on Frog.
(One) Aikanaro: 22 out of 30 and 26 out of 30. Take that, music!
(One) Aikanaro punches some music in the face.
(Wizards) Myra wisps: Honestly, I don't use the quest section of your website simply because I suspect you of tracking people looking at it.
(One) Sokarera: I keep forgetting my character is a woman.
(One) Kefka: hang about the drum - someone will remind you pretty quickly
(One) Frailbeth: Oi. I'm at the Drum. :P
(One) Frailbeth is NOT advertising, btw. :P
(One) Aikanaro: hello pretty lady
(One) Aikanaro sidles up to Frailbeth.
(One) Frailbeth backs away slooooowwwllyyyyyy
(One) Frailbeth runs like hell.
(One) Aikanaro: I've still got it.
[23:38] <Pthing> cattle die, kinsmen die, you yourself will die
[23:45] <Drakkos> You can die if you like, but don't tell *us* what to do.
(One) Grimrak: Was there a joke
(One) Grimrak: Or was Nashina being a nerd
(One) Nashina: I high-fived myself irl for it too :P
(One) Grimrak: God, question answered.
(One) Maelin: I won the "guess the number of jelly babies in the jar" contest at work today! :)
(One) Wallsy: Was the prize just the jelly beans or something worthwhile, Mae?
(One) Maelin: The jelly beans, but also, the jar! It's a pretty nice jar.
(One) Nashina: radioactivity is sexy
(One) Nashina: In a survey from 2009 most US women rated radioactivity as the sexiest feature in a man after the ability to make her laugh
(One) Siilaan: Where did "a penis" come in?
(One) Aikanaro: The vagina.
(One) Aikanaro: Can't stand flan. Even the word is limp and unappetising.
(One) Akaishi: I suppose then the challenge is finding something to be good at.
(One) Kaea: Took me quite a while to work out what I was good at doing :P
(One) Aikanaro: I am good at asking people if they're sure what they just said was right, and then looking smug when it turns out it wasn't.
(One) Aikanaro: (The trick is making sure they're wrong before you ask the question.)
[11:10] <Drakkos> Well, you raised the subject of cottaging
[11:10] <Drakkos> And I am trying to connect with you
[11:10] <Drakkos> Find common ground
[11:10] <Drakkos> So we can reach mutual understanding
[11:10] <Pthing> beale raised it, i am afraid
[11:11] <Drakkos> Well, you also mentioned it.
[11:12] <Pthing> in what i thought was a quizzical way
[11:12] <Drakkos> Man, I don't really read the things you write.
[11:12] <Drakkos> I just scan for keywords.
[11:12] <Drakkos> Blah blah cottaging something pretentious in latin
[11:12] <Drakkos> That's all I see
[11:15] <Drakkos> It is the white man's burden to read public sex in lavatories into the folk songs of savages.
[11:19] <Drakkos> I am not a bigot. I fully support the rights of the queers to stick whatever body parts they wish into whatever receptacle they desire.
(One) Aikanaro: It's always awkward when a conversation ends with unexpected violence. :/
[08:35] <Shandrila> Do you have a commute to get to work Ploosk?
[08:36] <Drakkos> Haha
[08:36] <Ploosk> Hahaha
[08:36] <Drakkos> He is an unemployed layabout
[08:36] <Drakkos> Who can feel cheerful about snow
[08:36] <Ploosk> I am a carefree spirit, emboldened by the crisp air of winter
[08:36] <Ploosk> Shit, I sound like Haug
[02:21] <Shandrila> Drakkos wanted me to get him a shotgun for christmas
[02:21] <Shandrila> But he would probably shoot me with it, so I got him something safer
[02:21] <Ploosk> Well, there are very practical reasons for asking for a shotgun for christmas
[02:21] <Drakkos> Ploosk has land - he will appreciate the importance.
[02:22] <Ploosk> That wasn't the reason I was thinking
[02:22] <Shandrila> Zombies?
[02:22] <Drakkos> Oh, she won't buy the zombie apocalypse angle
[02:22] <Drakkos> She doesn't believe it's coming
[02:22] <Ploosk> Wait, what?
[02:22] <Ploosk> Does she not even have an emergency plan?
[02:22] <Drakkos> I have included her in my emergency plans.
[02:22] <Drakkos> Mostly as bait
[02:22] <Drakkos> But she's included
[02:23] <Ploosk> Maybe worrying about the zombie apocalypse is best left to men, anyway
[02:23] <Drakkos> Yeah
[02:23] <Drakkos> The apocalypse is man's work.
[02:25] <Drakkos> I found the idea that America could be nuked into ashes, and we'll all look at the paper the next day and go 'huh, fancy that' and then move on with our lives... I found that encouraging.
[04:00] <Drakkos> They should do porn for the blind which is narrated by the guys who do horse racing commentary.
[04:00] <Drakkos> AND THEY'RE OFF
[04:01] <Drakkos> SHE'S RIDING HIM SHE'S RIDING HIM AND OH MY GOD WHAT A SURPRISE HE JUST FLIPPED HER OVER OH MY GOD
[02:31] <Beale> I am going outside
[02:31] <Beale> If I don't make it back
[02:31] <Beale> Tell my family I despise them
(One) Wallsy: The Steam friends list thing is weird. Now it just announces to me when Maelin starts playing video games.
(One) Wallsy: What am I supposed to do with that information?
(One) Lanfear: Start stroking!
[07:50] <Shandrila> Shred the bit with your name and address though
[07:51] <Ploosk> I am tearing everything by hand
[07:51] <Beale> INSUFFICIENT
[07:51] <Beale> You have to eat the sensitive information
[07:51] <Pthing> and beale is right
[07:51] <Ploosk> But it hurts my teeth :(
[07:52] <Pthing> IT HURTS THE BEAR TO MAUL AND REND
[07:52] <Pthing> BUT MAUL AND REND HE DOES
[07:52] <Pthing> IMITATE THE BEAR
[11:36] <Drakkos> God mode is fine if all you care about is the story, and also enjoy walking right up to bitches and sticking your combat shotgun in their mouth like a big black cock of death
[11:36] <Drakkos> Which I do!
[04:40] <Pthing> so you, like, slowly dilute out all the phosphorus from your media and replace it with arsenic
[04:40] <Pthing> until you get growth with no dna
[04:41] <Beale> And then you do science to it
[04:42] <Pthing> but beale
[04:42] <Pthing> you have been doing science to it all along
[04:42] <Pthing> the scientist... was you!!!
[04:42] * Beale gasps
[06:17] <Pthing> STEVEN BANNER TO TALK TO US ABOUT HOW CHEMICALS CAN BE FRIENDLY
[06:18] <Ploosk> The scritchy noise is irritating
[06:18] <Pthing> that is steven banner talking
[10:35] <Rotas> anyway meeting a lifeform based on arsenic instead of phosperous would be pointless. Their atmosphere would be poisonous to us and our atmosphere would be poisonous to them - how would we have sex with them?
[12:38] <RB> I cut my finger
[12:38] <RB> with a knife
[12:38] <RB> while washing up
[12:38] <RB> being an adult is too hard
[14:25] <bcow> I strained my eye today
[14:25] <bcow> looking
[14:26] <bcow> and now it hurts
[00:07] <Plooskies> What is a 'Haugism'
[00:08] <Drakkos> Oh you know... zombies with force powers, or James Bond fighting dinosaurs. Something that takes two perfectly fine ideas and then bangs them together in the hope that it will become double awesome.
[00:08] <Drakkos> Or when there is one perfectly fine idea
[00:08] <Drakkos> But he didn't find the stopping point
[00:08] <Drakkos> And just kept going
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I don't know how he might be responsible, but I have heard so much about the weather and wikileaks on the BBC that I am convinced Julian Assange is to blame.
(Intermud) Gaelen: Sarah Palin is going a psycho over wikileaks wonder what she is hiding
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: Perhaps there is a savage expose of her inability to fish
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: And then how will she appeal to NASCAR DADS then?
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: (I don't know what any of those words mean)
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I hope that's some kind of cudgel
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: With the angle it is hard to tell
(Intermud) Kefka: nah, just a trusty old length of iron
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: It looks like a hard rod of black wood to me
(Intermud) Wallsy: Everything's about hard black rods with you.
(Intermud) Drakkos@Epitaph: I just knows what I likes
[06:10] <Drakkos> Man, what the fuck... someone on my facebook friends list has posted a status update that says 'Just spent my first night with <guy she is in an open relationship with>. he was very gentle'
[06:10] <Drakkos> Who the fuck posts that kind of stuff?
[06:10] <Drakkos> Well
[06:10] <Drakkos> I guess I know the answer to that
[06:10] <Drakkos> But you know
[06:10] <Drakkos> They shouldn't
[06:11] <Drakkos> When I hunt you down and fuck you
[06:11] <Drakkos> You better post about it Ploosk
[06:12] <Plooskies> When you hunt me down and 'shove that snow up my ass', or whatever your threat was
[06:13] <Plooskies> I still will not post about it
[06:13] <Plooskies> 'Last night, I was fisted by another man'
[06:13] <Pthing> dear diary, i must confess i liked it
[07:18] <Carmine> I like to think Julian Assange (sp?) is actually called Julian Monkey
[07:18] <Carmine> but it's not enough to take the boredom away
[07:18] <Drakkos> He'll have to be JULIAN ASS HINGE to survive his time in jail
[07:18] <Drakkos> AMIRITE
[07:18] * Drakkos puts his hand up
[07:18] <Drakkos> GUYS
[07:18] <Drakkos> DON'T LEAVE A BROTHER HANGING
[07:18] <Pthing> rape is funny
[07:19] <Drakkos> It sure is, little buddy. :-D
[07:20] <Drakkos> FRANKIE BOYLE'S CELEBRITY RAPE
[07:21] <Drakkos> I'd watch that show
[07:24] <Carmine> drakkos I read on something that you were stuck on a road!
[07:24] <Drakkos> I sure was
[07:24] <Drakkos> For six hours
[07:24] <Drakkos> Which I felt really pissed off about
[07:25] <Drakkos> Until I heard about all those motorists who had to stay in their cars overnight. :-P
[07:25] <Drakkos> It was pretty rough though
[07:25] <Drakkos> Aside from the radio, my ipod, my laptop, my phone and my kindle, I had nothing to do.
[07:25] <Carmine> jesus
[07:25] <Carmine> that sounds terrible :(
[07:25] <Drakkos> Yeah. :-(
[07:26] <Carmine> how did you survive?
[07:26] <Drakkos> Well, I shouted a lot, and cried.
[12:41] <Plooskies> If he murders, he suicides at the end
[12:41] <Plooskies> That is his 'escape plan'
[12:42] <Pthing> oh yeah
[12:42] <Drakkos> Why do you put that in little faggy airquotes? :-/
[12:42] <Pthing> iwell
[12:42] <Pthing> it's not a very good escape plan really
[12:42] <Drakkos> It *is* a plan to escape.
[12:42] <Plooskies> Because I don't consider it a real plan
[12:42] <Drakkos> It's an awesome plan, fuck you all
[12:42] <Drakkos> I mean, let's be honest
[12:42] <Drakkos> We all wish we were dead all the time anyway
[13:24] <Beale> Man
[13:24] <Beale> My house is making all sorts of creaking
[13:24] <Beale> noises
[13:29] <Jade> ghost
[13:30] <Pthing> assassin
[13:31] <Beale> Ghost assassin
[13:31] <Beale> TOM CLANCY MIGHT BE IN MY HOUSE
[13:31] <Beale> D:
[00:07] <Drakkos> Maybe I will put on a picture of a cock
[00:09] <bcow> why owuld you put ploosk on your kindle
[00:09] <Drakkos> Because he is the Robin to my Batman
[00:09] <Drakkos> The Watson to my Holmes
[00:09] <Drakkos> The inviting buttocks to my hard rod
[00:10] <Ploosk> (The third o... yeah, will be a gay joke)
[00:10] <Drakkos> See... HE KNOOOOOWS ME SO WEEEEEELLLLLLL
[08:10] <Ploosk> The programme was quiet, I had to turn it up to hear it
[08:10] <Ploosk> And then OH MY GOD ARE YOU BLEEDING BUY SOME TAMPONS was screamed at me
[08:10] <Ploosk> It might not have been that.
[08:25] <Jade> MR SQUIGGLE DIED :(:l(:(
[08:26] <Rotas> Well Norman Hetherington, aged 89 - the creator of Mr Squiggle
[08:29] <Rotas> a friend FB posted her status that he'd died and I commented "You just know how he'll be buried... Upside down Miss Jane."
[10:49] <bcow> I dunno how you can grocery shop online
[10:49] <bcow> so boring :p
[10:49] <bcow> I like skipping through the aisles with my basket
[11:25] <Drakkos> People who complain about cyber bullying
[11:25] <Drakkos> Need to be raped in a dark alleyway
[11:25] <Drakkos> Fuck them and their inability to deal with life. :-P
[11:26] <Drakkos> I mean, there are real instances of it
[11:26] <Drakkos> But anyone who bitches about how people are mean to them
[11:26] <Drakkos> Needs a good raping to teach them about how bad life can get
[11:31] <Drakkos> One of my students has a 'cyber bully'
[11:31] <Drakkos> And he is constantly complaining about how victimised he is
[11:31] <Drakkos> And how he was forced off of facebook
[11:31] <Drakkos> Because someone created a count called '<first name> loves cocks'
[11:31] <Drakkos> And then tried to friend him. :-P
[11:31] <Drakkos> Seriously, these people need a tall glass of 'Welcome To The Real Fucking World'. :-P
[11:32] <Drakkos> I thought it was hilarious
[11:32] <Drakkos> Myself
[11:32] <Ploosk> It is
[11:32] <Drakkos> He even created a youtube video
[11:32] <Drakkos> Saying about how his cyber bully needed to go to jail
[04:02] <Beale> If only Mithraism had won instead
[04:02] <Beale> We could be sacrificing a Mithrasmas bull and bathing in its blood
[04:03] <Pthing> you mean dabbing a little gravy on our foreheads
[04:03] <Pthing> because abloobloo it is hard to be a postagrarian citydweller
[02:09] <Pthing> beale i am sorry for making fun of potassium permanganate a few days ago
[02:09] <Pthing> lets
[02:09] <Pthing> lets make things happen
[02:22] <Beale> FINE
[02:22] <Beale> I'll just get a railgun
[02:22] <Beale> That fires at 0.98c
[02:22] <Beale> Or something
[02:22] <Pthing> better
[02:24] <Beale> That will show everyone equipped with Nerf guns
[02:24] <Beale> As metallic slugs slide cleanly through their flesh
[02:25] <Beale> And through whatever was behind them
[02:25] <Beale> And whatever was behind that
[02:26] <Plooskies> you'll be disqualified.
[02:26] <Beale> Okay
[02:26] <Beale> I will use it to fire Nerf darts
[02:26] <Beale> At 0.98c
[02:26] <Plooskies> That is probably acceptable.
[02:28] <Plooskies> i will have to check with the Nerf Battle Council though
(One) Aikanaro: I hate coming up with security questions some sites make you put in.
(One) Aikanaro: I still have accounts I can't get to because five years ago I thought something like 'The fevered owl hoots at dawn' was an obvious enough clue.
[07:16] <+njsg> an apology is an expression of the desire of apologizing, whether it's an expression of regret or whether it's a "let's just go over this" or "HEY I just wanna do sex, let's just get past this"
[08:46] <Beale> I don't have any pogs
[08:46] <Pthing> how uncool
[09:18] <Jade> im trying to wake RB up
[09:18] <Jade> he is soooo lazy!
[09:18] <Drakkos> I always wake him up with fellatio
[09:18] <Drakkos> Just throwing that out there.
[10:43] <bcow> we'll be here when you get out
[10:43] <bcow> coz we're sad internet lsoers
[10:43] <Plooskies> Hey
[10:43] <Plooskies> I'm a winner
[10:44] <bcow> shut up, you're king of the losers
[10:46] <bcow> so you can go to the judge and say.. yo judge, I did it bro but give me an s10
[10:46] <bcow> (that's actual lawyer speak)
[10:46] <RB> don't jail me bro
[10:49] <RB> like, that time I got caught shoplifting
[10:49] <RB> when I was ak id
[10:49] <RB> I knew I was shoplifting so it didn't feel so bad
[10:49] <RB> also I'd stolen thousands of dollars worth of books previously :P
[10:50] <Plooskies> Haha
[10:50] <Plooskies> Is that a true thing? :p
[10:50] <RB> as far as you know!
[10:51] <RB> one time when I was young we broken into the racecourse
[10:51] <RB> and stole a few slabs of coke
[10:51] <RB> man
[10:51] <RB> now that I think about it
[10:52] <RB> my childhood is actually full of crime :p
[11:16] <Drakkos> I don't need a therapist. When life gets me down, I just cut myself until the sadness leaks out.
[11:21] <Plooskies> Haha
[11:22] <Plooskies> That's the best kind of prank
[11:22] <Plooskies> One that abuses people's good intentions and care :D
[23:36] <Jade> is anyone here 17?
[23:37] <Grimrak> I was 6 years ago, does that count?
[23:40] <Jade> hmmmm 23 hey Grim...
[23:40] <Jade> *ponders*
[23:41] <Grimrak> oh god you know maths
[04:09] <Beale> Mmmm penguin
[04:09] <Beale> You are the best flightless chocolate biscuit
[14:47] <RB> honestly, the coolest part about cocks is that they're like a jet refulling plane
[14:47] <RB> they slot into the hole and transfer fluids