(Two) GlennRidge wisps: Who's this Old Shemp? ... Some cripple in a nursing home that urinates uncontrollably at the thought of ripe teen ass?
(Wizards) Aznin wisps: Is that Sekiri, showing compassion?
(Wizards) Sekiri wisps: I like puppies :P They're all cute.
LuvBunny wisps: did you see what i did there *points at double meaning*
LuvBunny wisps: god im boring.
TerrysAlt wisps: No, a lie would be "Kurupt is a pleasant and charming individual taht I never regretted taking off ignore."
(Two) Allan wisps: i always get help caps lock
(Two) Allan wisps: I NEVER KNOW WHY!!!!
Farrow wisps: dammit, my spam mail has excelled itself. I am now getting spam on the female viagra....
Decessus wisps that he breaks down and cries.
(Two) Farrow wisps that she sings I'm a prisoner of loooooooove inside of youuuuuuuuu
(Two) Caviar wisps: 'You' being the newbie area?
(Two) Farrow wisps that she giggles
Morgoth wisps: I'll worship anyone for a shinny penny
LuvBunny wisps: huh worshiping people with pennies, have you no cents
Ded wisps: Dogbolter is just an NPC, coded by Ilik to hide his true creator-nature. Ilik is the cre, Dogbolter the tool! Fear my deductive powers
Winterwolf wisps: Wow Ded. Your mind is really odd.
Farrow wisps: ;drools over the shearer that just landed in her lap
Farrow wisps: Ups
Ded wisps: Downs
Thirsha wisps: Sideways!
Ded wisps: lefts and rights. Dircetions all around!
Sinister wisps: Sideways
Ded wisps: Dircetions, for the uninitiated, are what nipples do when you aren't looking :-)
Ded wisps: All the world is but a mud, and all the people, but players. Sometimes they die, and sometimes they WHINE!
Jhn wisps: Forests are full of trees! There are oodles of them! Skads!
Guar wisps: What I really wish is that they made those squirtie flowers fillable....I want to put some lemon juice in it.
Jhn wisps: I would put 12-molar sulphuric acid in it!
Jhn wisps: H0 h0 h0. Wouldn't that be a barrel of laughs!
Jhn wisps: The barrel is the metric unit of humour.
Jhn wisps: For example: "That was a two-millibarrel joke".
Anon wisps: Do you have a barrelometer?
Anon wisps: With which to measure said barrels?
Droves wisps: This Bes Pelargic is too much!
Droves wisps: They have guards and pickpockets and monks just wandering the streets where you can bump into them!
Droves wisps: How can we MUD in a safe environment with this sort of thing going on?
Droves wisps: This is the final straw, damnit!
Droves wisps: Droves leave.
[Droves leaves Discworld]
Tubby wisps: "You read the Worm Sword: Written in neatly engraved letters: in Morporkian: I never forget a face...Didn't I kill you last week?"
(Wizards) Dagda wisps: It is a waste of time playing Disc...
(Wizards) Zully wisps: Yeah i might go watch tv for a few hours instead. :P
(Wizards) Misha wisps: I've talked to Pinkfish twice!
(Wizards) Misha wisps: The second was to say 'Ack, sorry, mischat'
(Wizards) Gheto wisps: You do realise that Pinkfish is just another normal guy? Not some great god to be feared like TGGM :p
Maelin wisps: Hmmm. ANyone know how to write up a resume?
Caira wisps: Um...school report, references, certificates etc.
Kissekatt wisps: Don't forget to include that you are an Assassin.
Aloha wisps: oh bugger. i just remembered i have to finish re writing my thingy in a couple of days :S
Elessar wisps: rewriting your 'thingie'?
Elessar wisps: Is that like getting a sex change?
Aloha wisps: my short story thingy, and no it's not
Elessar wisps: So now it's short!
Anon wisps: I would like my legs surgically removed, and replaced with a pogo stick.
(Apex) Eldric wisps: ANYWAY.....before the power surge so rudely interrupted me last night.....there I was, soaking in that giant jacuzzi the aliens had put me in, little bits of carrot and potato floating about, when suddenly Martha Stewart walks in and says "You know....it's actually a cookbook!"
(Apex) Eldric wisps: ....after which, she promptly ate me whole.....
(Apex) Runner wisps: Did she pay you for a new life?
(Apex) Eldric wisps: nah, I'm writing to you all from this laptop I found in her lower intestine.
(Apex) Runner wisps: Ewww...
(Apex) Eldric wisps: really quite nice in here, upholstered very nicely.
Elessar wisps: I used to have an English teacher who threatened us by saying that he'd cover our body with papercuts and then pour salt on us...
DemonHunter wisps: does anyone here purchased a luggage?
Pupazz wisps: Argh!
DemonHunter wisps: Argh?
Pupazz wisps: Use the Grammar, young one.
Thunky wisps: woohoo! I found a fox fur in the gutter! Now I'll be the talk of the town!
Maelin wisps: Why can't people put the words "REMIX" or "CRAPPY LIVE VERSION" or "THIS ONE SOUNDS LIKE I RECORDED IT OUT OF MY HI FI SPEAKERS WHILE HIDING IN A TRASH CAN" on their bloody MP3s?
(Two) Maelin wisps: My white bull is a useless yobbo that doesn't even get off the couch when I wear sexy lingerie and say sultry things like, "Come to bed, baby..."
Tubby wisps: not really a spa, more like a pond with old men farting alot
TerrysAlt wisps: I only did that once, Tubby!
Maelin wisps: Ded, he can't translate something that is meaningless.
Ded wisps: Ah - so he hasn't a prayer of understanding you, then, Maelin :-)
TerrysAlt wisps: One is a mean, sadistic git who delights in torturing innocents and the other shoves dogs in bottles.
Dogbolter wisps: OH NO! Maelin's gone into type-don't-read mode!
(Wizards) Jekhar wisps: "You manage to grasp one of the principles of dancing more firmly." "You stop dancing with Sister Shabree Wynterfyre."
(Wizards) Penguin wisps: hmm, a brown wizard just walked into my order room
(Wizards) Dagda wisps: Oh the horror.
(Wizards) Didit wisps: cool! my reanimated skeliton is rebelling! :)
(Wizards) Misha wisps: Sure it's not revolting?
Jhn wisps that he applies to the UN to send weapons inspectors round to Maya's house.
(Two) jhn wisps: I searched within myself, once.
(Two) jhn wisps: I found two lungs, a heart, a spleen, and a couple of kidneys.
(Two) jhn wisps: I also found two livers. I always wondered about that.
Presto wisps: and I suspended Penguin for a couple hours for being a jackass
(Wizards) Saintin wisps: will it stray? will it need feeding? what use is an owl?
(Wizards) FateSpinner wisps: When people look at it you can complain they are looking at your hooters?
Lanfear wisps: Why would somebody want an "elongated bowl" toilet?
Anon wisps: Someone might have an elongated bottom?
TGGM wisps: "Someone goes We love you! at you." - Aww, that's so nice! I only wish I knew who you were. :-(
Error wisps: My identity will remain a secret!
(Two) Billy-Ray Cyrus wisps: Don't tell my heart, My achy breaky heart, I just don't think it'll understand.
SePiRoTh wisps: You batter the fish merchant's left leg with your bo. *smirk*
(Melbournites) Hinge Temporarily: man... good old thailand... where else can you go to bangkok, sukho, and phuket?
Tubby wisps: I was surfing the net using a nice random surfing tool I have and I come across a site that says, 'The time is near and Jesus is coming! Are you ready? Is your house ready?' That's all it said, but it really got me thinking. Do people actually sell Jesus traps for the home?
Tubby wisps: You're all sick! Only my BFG10K understands me!!
Terrify wisps: Gods. Shabree went cre. I think ill hibernate for a while. I have enough to tend with Leeda. Shes such a handful.
Bluemoss wisps: fistful, in her case
Bluemoss wisps: mouthful, sometimes :)
Terrify wisps: Leeda, kill him now :P
Terrify wisps: I buried my social life about 3 years ago when I started mudding :P
Bluemoss wisps: and got a message: you tidy up the place, clearing away a social life?
Tubby wisps: Was eating lunch the other day, saw a morman with a sign.The sign said, 'Jesus is the answer.' Which is kinda weird, since my question was 'What the hell's this stuff on my sandwich?'"
Kefka wisps: Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents. - William Coronel
Tubby wisps: I fall in love really quickly and this scares ladies away. I'm like, 'I'm in love with you, I want to marry you, and I want to move in with you!' And they're like, 'Mister, just give me the ten bucks for the pizza and I'm out of here.'
Tubby wisps: Kids! Sleep on your text books! the information will SEEP into your brain! SEEP! SEEP SEEP!!!
(Apex) Kalizkan wisps: What does a metal helm do?
(Apex) Allan wisps: FOOL!
(Apex) GlennRidge wisps: It lets the Government see your thoughts!
(Apex) Allan wisps: YOURE IN THE SYSTEM!
(Wizards) Caviar wisps: They all worked for what they have. Besides those who netsexored cres.
(Wizards) Shippay wisps: Caviar, is there anyone who doesn't have a little Dogbolter in them?
Pupazz wisps: Anyone want a white Lamborghini Diablo for US$83,000?
Twiggy wisps: No thank you, I am trying to cut down.
SePiRoTh wisps: What are you looking for on EBay exactly Pup? First you find us a tropical island, now a high quality car? :p
Twiggy wisps: Well, uni is a lot like a safari. The roaming wildebeest, for starters.
(newbie) SeekerG: ok where can i bathe or shower
(newbie) Kitiana: At Dogbolter's house.
Farrow wisps: Oh! what was that? Why, it's the cry of bacon begging me to put it under the grill! aFK :)
Maelin wisps: You lot are so mean to me.
Dogbolter wisps: Yeah, and you love it.
Maelin wisps: So what if I do, that doesn't make it any less mean.
Nevvyn wisps: "Maelin le Bing tells you: Treat me mean, please.. I beg of you, be mean to me, really mean.. please..." <- You love it.
Maelin wisps: Forgive me, it's MOnday. Really, I love Nevvyn, and Dogbolter, and I want a lot more stress thrown at me, please!
Dogbolter wisps that he abuses force.
Maelin wisps: One day, Dogbolter, I will maek yuo dei.
Dogbolter wisps: In your dreams, little boy.
Dogbolter wisps: Hm, a 1200 bill from the tax man.
Dogbolter wisps: HAPPY TAX MONDAY!
Maelin wisps: How can I prevent MSN Messenger from ever loading up when I am logged into my Windows profile? When I start Outlook Express, it bloody opens MSN Messenger along with it.
Terano wisps: You can't..
Terano wisps: There is no escape from Messenger, only Zuul.
Maelin wisps: A woman awakens to find her husband cramming her mouth with aspirin. She says, "What the hell are you doing!?" He says, "Don't you have a headache?" She says, "No!" He says, "Great, let's shag."
Maelin wisps: I'll say, "Excuse me, Admin people, but I got a dodgy gag the other day for no apparent reason" and they'll say something like, "Suck it down, l4m3r! Toot toot!" and so forth and I'll be no better off.
Ummywummy wisps: Ceres told me I need psychatic help last time I complained to him :)
Zaygor wisps: Ceres is wiser than i thought.
Trilogy wisps: Ceres has a way of summing things up nicely :P
Dasquian wisps: Sadly, I genuinely believe that Rhinehold doesn't set out to troll ;p
Caviar Crumulent exclaims to you: Beale and I spelled out a message with corpses!
PrexTax wisps: anyone got any idewa what i can clean a window with?
Alure wisps: a hammer
Pupazz wisps: Infact, I am called a "Pedantic, idle, bitter git" by people. When I hit 100 days, they add "Old".
Pupazz wisps: Pupazz the Inquisitor, Pedantic, idle, bitter git.
Ibblek wisps: Come work for tgs! :)
Simidhel wisps: is finding an 0 when scavenging a bug, or is this sorta like Sesame street? :)
(Two) Merrick wisps: Oh and now i think about it, Sugendran and Susannetta were to blame
(Two) Sokkard wisps: You cheap hack
Hooligan wisps: umm why is seargent nobbs fighting seargent colon?
(newbie) Antifun: if my underwear is in atrocious condition, will people be able to see my naughty bits?
(newbie) Anavrin: well! sometimes people being able to see your naughty bits is half the fun :)
(newbie) Antifun: But I don't want to be disciplined for breaking some sexual harassment rule! That would be bad!
Ibblek wisps: A week to write up my experimental results. I'll either get a Nobel prize for discovering something new about plant hormones, or a 50% for not being able to germinate seeds correctly. ;)
Vanilla wisps: hi if this is disco world how cum i cant find ne flares?
StARGAzer wisps: flares are out
Vanilla wisps: platform shoes?
StARGAzer wisps: they can be bought at selected outlets
Vanilla wisps: Oh, DISCworld. how dissapointing.
[Vanilla leaves Discworld]
Dogbolter wisps: Farrow took drugs for over 20 years, and now look at her, stuck in the newbie area, and female. DO YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO YOU?
Jhn wisps: ?
Dogbolter wisps: ?
Crimison wisps: ?
Ilik wisps: ?
Cohen wisps: ?
Filey wisps: ?
Tubby wisps: ...according to the Grim Fandango analysis, my computer is a 7MHz...
(Two) Allan wisps: you may have knives, but i got me a block of wood with rusty nails innit
(Two) Allan wisps: so you know, if it doesnt kill someone, they get tetanus :)
(Two) GlennRidge wisps: A cunning instrument of death!
Error wisps: Ummywummy, do you think we all have filthy minds?
Sasquatch wisps: well, it's a pretty safe assumption really :)
(Melbournites) Tubby belches loudly.
(Melbournites) Cvet: this club is just so full of classy people.
(Two) Skye wisps: Yegads. Shabree isn't on for 2 minutes and I get: A mad cow arrives from the north, moons you, then runs off to the southwest chuckling madly.
(Two) Skye wisps that she worries about that gel.
Roa wisps: anyone wanna buy a worm for 8 royals?
Anon wisps: Is it a tapeworm?
Calis wisps: i wonder if i have been missing a joke. Mean Mercenaries are not very mean, but they are pretty average at fighting. was this a statistics joke i was missing?
(Apex) Ibblek wisps: That was a very fast sunset in cwc.
(Apex) Eldric wisps: sorry, wasn't really sunset, I was naked and walked in front of the sun.....
(Apex) Eldric wisps that he was once mistaken for a pod of beached whales when he went sunbathing at the sea side once.
Eldric wisps: right, I'm off before my house floats away.....if anybody needs me, I'll be outside building a really big boat and waiting for a whole bunch of animals to arrive......
Ibblek wisps: raining a bit there?
Reix wisps: A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a footlong sausage under the other
Reix wisps: She sits at the bar and puts the poodle on the table
Reix wisps: bartender says "Well I guess you won't be needing a drink"
Reix wisps: so the blonde says,
Reix wisps: well, I forget what she said, but believe me it was HILARIOUS!
Tubby wisps: I still have a bollard in my vault..
Tubby wisps: have they been turned into some kind of super weapon yet?!
Gheto wisps: Gravy and Soy Sauce, a potent mix.
Cthulhu wisps: Does having more than 2 arms have any effect under the new combat system, if you don't use them to hold shields? :)
Aikanaro wisps: I suppose you could use them to make obscene gestures...
(Two) GlennRidge wisps: Please forward me the name of your lawyer, so I may attack him with the fury of righteousness and injure him with my LEGAL FURY. I look forward to receiving documents detailing your case, and will use them as a BIB when I dine on fine lobster and Coca Cola tonight!
Maya wisps: What hass it got in its packetsess?
Pthag wisps: 01001101
(Two) Skye wisps that she hates it when someone goes 'NecroPaedoPHILE!!' at you, and it is dark.
(Two) Skye wisps: Do it again :P
Blessed Kurupt G'odBotherer flys out the door. You wake up all sweaty.
(Two) Pupazz wisps: Time to DIE, Juju.
(Two) Juju wisps: if you went pk you could probably follow up on that pup.
(Two) Juju wisps: hat are kinda broken for squishing wizards from memory
(Two) Pupazz wisps: Why kill you in game?.............
(Two) Juju wisps: "The bandit leader exclaims: So, you've come for the girl have you? Well you'll have to get past me first!"
(Two) Juju wisps: why does he always assume you're after the girl. she has no cash, and is worth no xp
Gheto wisps: What are the added features of this new version of MSN?
Pupazz wisps: More spyware!
Yorcadon wisps: ................."You suddenly feel more able to do everything." is this real??
Ibblek wisps: No, but it sounded good, didn't it/
Farrow wisps: Has anyon got a sheep shagger?
Farrow wisps: SHEARER!
(Wizards) Una wisps: Wow, you hoodwinkers are quick.
(Wizards) Una wisps: You've had armchair typoed in your order lounge to "airchair" for the last two years and nobody has noticed. ;P
(Wizards) Una wisps: And the Last Order's lounge has been called "Last Lounge" ;P You guys are really quick on the uptake. ;)