42 D-cup spiky iron breastplate
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| 42 D-cup spiky iron breastplate | ||
|---|---|---|
| Armour information | ||
| Precise dimensions | 1 x 10/12 | |
| Material | iron | |
| Weight | 11 1/9 | |
| Thaums/sec | 15 stable / 19 talisman / 30 max | |
| Covers | abdomen chest | |
| Layer(s) | breastplate | |
| To hit | 30 % | |
| Base AC | ||
| Vs sharp | 31 - 33 extremely good | |
| Vs pierce | 19 - 22 average | |
| Vs blunt | 16 - 18 ok | |
| AC enchanted up to 50% (15 thaums/sec) | ||
| Vs sharp | 61 - 64 extremely good | |
| Vs blunt | 39 - 42 ok | |
| Vs pierce | 43 - 48 average | |
| AC enchanted up to 65% (19 thaums/sec) | ||
| Vs sharp | 69 - 72 extremely good | |
| Vs blunt | 45 - 48 ok | |
| Vs pierce | 50 - 54 average | |
| AC enchanted to max (30 thaums/sec) | ||
| Vs sharp | 92 - 96 extremely good | |
| Vs blunt | 62 - 66 ok | |
| Vs pierce | 68 - 74 average | |
[edit] Long Description
This is a truly massive spiky iron breastplate, ornately carved and festooned with runes and sigils. It has equally spiky shoulder pads attached to it with leather straps. Only the very well endowed people of the female persuasion will be able to wear this comfortably, or perhaps one of those hardcore beer drinkers so commonly seen in inns and taverns. The rest of us will have to stuff it with toilet paper or socks.
[edit] Appraises As
The 42 D-cup spiky iron breastplate is about a foot long and about nine inches wide. It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.
