Conker

From Discworld MUD Wiki

Conker
Weapon information
Precise dimensions		1/12 x 2/12
Material		chestnut
Weight		1/9
Thaums/sec		2 stable / 3 talisman / 5 max
Hands		1
Commands		none
Melee type		Flail
Judge data
Speed		10 Extremely fast
Maximum damage		1 Extremely low
Average damage		1 Extremely low
Str Overall Attack ease Parry ease
16 8 quite good 13 extremely easy 14 incredibly easy 17 8 quite good 13 extremely easy 14 incredibly easy 18 8 quite good 13 extremely easy 14 incredibly easy 19 9 pretty good 14 incredibly easy 14 incredibly easy 20 9 pretty good 14 incredibly easy 14 incredibly easy 21 9 pretty good 14 incredibly easy 14 incredibly easy 22 9 pretty good 14 incredibly easy 14 incredibly easy 23 9 pretty good 14 incredibly easy 14 incredibly easy

Contents 1 Long Description 2 Appraises As 3 Acquisition 4 Notes

[edit] Long Description

This conker is slightly octagonal in shape. It's made up of a horse chestnut attached to a length of string. You're just itching to challenge someone with it aren't you! It is a zero-er.

[edit] Appraises As

The conker is an inch long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of chestnut and could be used as a weapon of type flail.

[edit] Acquisition

A quest.

[edit] Notes

If you win battles with your conker the last line in the description increases: "It is a one-er." etc.

If you lose the battle your conker is brutally destroyed.