Cream pie
From Discworld MUD Wiki
A cream pie is a special item you can make on Cream Pie Day.
The syntax for this is simply "make cream pie", after which you have a cream pie of your very own, which you can eat or throw at people (causing them to be covered in cream and crumbs). Looking at them also suggests a couple of other ways to give people a pie in the face.
If you want to be covered in pie when it's not Cream Pie Day, you can stand outside the Fool's Guild and hope one of their pies hits you.
