Discworld quest table

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This page shows every quest with summary information in a table.

Quest name	in which you ...	Level	Location	Official
Azure	checked your mates	3	Discworld	link
Bored Of The Ring	reunited a dwarf and his precious	2	Ankh-Morpork	link
Doppleganger	recognised locals from afar	4	Ankh-Morpork	link
Errand Runner	delivered a long awaited parcel	3	Ankh-Morpork	link
Executive Chatter	got ripped off by a telepathic imp	3	Ankh-Morpork	link
Uncobbled	shooed some obnoxious shoes	1	Ankh-Morpork	link
Weight Watcher	realised that sometimes you have to be kind to be cruel	4	Ankh-Morpork	link
Coffee Bean	went on a caffeine rush	2	Ankh	link
Furniture Hauler	helped a migrating bird	2	Ankh	link
Know-It-All	went philosophical and used the noggin	1	Ankh	link
Mapmaker Caretaker	changed a big mess into a slightly smaller mess	2	Ankh	link
Pandora's Playmate	tried to please an ungrateful brat	2	Ankh	link
Pizza Sneaker	managed to sneak out with a pizza you hadn't paid for	2	Ankh	link
Polite Shopper	used common sense to visit an exclusive place	1	Ankh	link
Wine Connoisseur	filled both pouch and bladder	2	Ankh	link
Aquatic Discoverer	did a good deed that went unnoticed	3	Ankh River	link
Memento Locator	returned a loved one's gift to its rightful owner	2	Ankh River	link
Skippy	made them bounce	3	Ankh River	link
Stylish Adventurer	renovated a useful piece of armour	4	Ankh River	link
Actor Advisor	talked someone down from the edge	4	Isle of Gods	link
Cocktail Shaker	stirred up a sensation	3	Isle of Gods	link
Connoisseur of the Arts	continually patronised the Dysk	4	Isle of Gods	link
Crossbow Caretaker	bribed and greased your way to success	3	Isle of Gods	link
Dressed Up to the Nines	were at sixes and sevens with clothes	4	Isle of Gods	link
Flexible	didn't get impaled	2	Isle of Gods	link
Light Technician	brought illumination to the nation	3	Isle of Gods	link
Pest Controller	managed to exterminate some stubborn vermin	3	Isle of Gods	link
Prompt	used the right words in the right place	2	Isle of Gods	link
Quiet Leader	tried to rehabitualise a menace to society	2	Isle of Gods	link
Soft-Soled	made old toes happy	3	Isle of Gods	link
Stage Handy	propped up the performance	3	Isle of Gods	link
Trophy Hunter	left a creature out in the cold	3	Isle of Gods	link
Bar Brawl Champion	defeated Detritus in not so single combat	2	Morpork	link
Apprentice Baker	helped a baker keep up with demand	6	Eastern Morpork	link
Apprentice Tanner	kept an odd man from getting stuck	1	Eastern Morpork	link
Auriental Arithmetician	figured it out and wrote it down	2	Eastern Morpork	link
Belt Buckler	made a useful item of apparel	1	Eastern Morpork	link
Bethan's Buddy	helped out a busy wife	5	Eastern Morpork	link
City Explorer	discovered ancient machinery under the city	1	Eastern Morpork	link
Courageous Courier	brought glory to the Ankh-Morpork Postal Service	6	Eastern Morpork	link
Courteous Visitor	received a reward for asking nicely	1	Eastern Morpork	link
Deputy Deliverer	saved Ankh-Morpork from a horrible draught	1	Eastern Morpork	link
Distant Exhibitionist	went the distance of displaying feelings	2	Eastern Morpork	link
Dog Gone Emancipator	found a shocking way to kill a foul torturer	1	Eastern Morpork	link
Down to Earth	brought'em up to get'im down	1	Eastern Morpork	link
Expert Balancer	discovered how to weigh things using powers of three	4	Eastern Morpork	link
Explorer Extraordinaire	discovered a whole new area	2	Eastern Morpork	link
Finder Not Keeper	was honest with others' property	3	Eastern Morpork	link
Fish Fingered	gave a friend a fishy face	3	Eastern Morpork	link
Flower Powered	gained a botanical boost to social status	2	Eastern Morpork	link
Future Diviner	received a glimpse of future events	1	Eastern Morpork	link
Gatherer of Fluff	supplied a considerable quantity of fluffy material	4	Eastern Morpork	link
Gemmy's Mate	fetched a simple tool for a nice old man	1	Eastern Morpork	link
Green Tongue	broke a witch's spell	2	Eastern Morpork	link
Handyman	gave a lady a new outlook	2	Eastern Morpork	link
Handyperson	disproved a long standing myth	1	Eastern Morpork	link
Hearts Tendered	journeyed to the heart of sacrifice	4	Eastern Morpork	link
Keen Observer	saw something overlooked by most	1	Eastern Morpork	link
Knowledge Seeker	joined a secret brotherhood	1	Eastern Morpork	link
Maintainer of the Balance	visited justice to the extremes	4	Eastern Morpork	link
Natty Dresser	paid fair and square for sartorial repairs	4	Eastern Morpork	link
Plumber's Mate	brought some ancient machinery back to life	4	Eastern Morpork	link
Proficient Horticulturalist	grew a very special flower for a nameless man	4	Eastern Morpork	link
Public Informer	found a way to get the message across	2	Eastern Morpork	link
Sentimentalist	demonstrated a little control over expression	1	Eastern Morpork	link
Spring Artificer	put a spring in your step	4	Eastern Morpork	link
Upbeat Enforcer	gave a musician a good beat	2	Eastern Morpork	link
Valued Customer	were a faithful customer of a jeweller's	2	Eastern Morpork	link
Very, Very Lucky	had incredible luck and beat the odds	3	Eastern Morpork	link
Warming Savior	saved someone from an almost certain icy death	2	Eastern Morpork	link
Cadaver Corroder	burned the life back in	4	Alchemists' Guild	link
Corn Popper	helped a student ruin his future career	4	Alchemists' Guild	link
Midas In Reverse	turned gold into gold, more or less	4	Alchemists' Guild	link
Slimy Saviour	went on a slimy adventure	2	Alchemists' Guild	link
True Alchemist	went out with a bang	6	Alchemists' Guild	link
Accomplice	were an accomplice in a burglary	2	Western Morpork	link
Apprentice Campanologist	made the bells ring out over the city	3	Western Morpork	link
Apprentice Journalist	defied authority and stepped up for freedom	2	Western Morpork	link
Bush Whacker	beat around the bush	3	Western Morpork	link
Cat Reliever	relieved some felines from relieving	2	Western Morpork	link
Coin Collector	proved yours was the best	3	Eastern Morpork	link
Daddy's Little Helper	put an end to an old man's thirst	2	Western Morpork	link
Electrick Marstar	made a meal of the electrick	6	Western Morpork	link
Electrickally Marstered	put yourself through pain to brew the perfect cup	7	Western Morpork	link
Guide To The Undead	helped someone begin anew	2	Western Morpork	link
Heart Of Gold	comforted someone far from home	2	Western Morpork	link
Kinky Shopper	purchased some interesting (Know what I mean? Eh?) underwear	1	Western Morpork	link
Master Potter	helped a craftsman deliver his wares	4	Western Morpork	link
Matefinder	helped a pair in a gender non-specific way	3	Western Morpork	link
Onna Rocks!	lose a few stone to stop some trolls moan	4	Western Morpork	link
Potter's Friend	helped a craftsman continue his work	3	Western Morpork	link
Practical Joker	doused a souse	2	Western Morpork	link
Prolific Paster	accomplished a sticky endeavour	4	Western Morpork	link
Punching Bag	carried around a carcass	1	Eastern Morpork	link
Rock Star	raked till you ached	3	Western Morpork	link
Short Changed	learned the true meaning of 'No pain, no gain'	4	Western Morpork	link
Sympathetic	brought happiness through compassion	1	Western Morpork	link
Top Scorer	got kicked around by a bunch of playful trolls, repeatedly	3	Western Morpork	link
Walleyed	freed a mason	4	Western Morpork	link
Axe Dealer	returned a dwarf's family heirloom	2	Haunted Mansion	link
Competent Banisher	sent a most pernicious and annoying fiend back where it belonged	3	Djelibeybi
Crypt Robber	broke into an ancient crypt	1	Haunted Mansion	link
Master Of Ceremonies	performed a mystic ceremony	4	Haunted Mansion	link
Radiant Adventurer	found a magic pool and received a magic boost	7	Haunted Mansion	link
Seasoned Explorer	discovered a hidden dungeon	1	Haunted Mansion	link
Veteran Explorer	discovered new areas in the hidden dungeon	4	Haunted Mansion	link
Bunny Saviour	returned a toy to an adorable child	2	Southeast Bes Pelargic	link
Cultured Agatean	learned more about Agatean culture	2	Southeast Bes Pelargic	link
Knicker Nicker	were undeniably underhanded in acquiring underpants for the underdog	4	Southeast Bes Pelargic	link
Road Warrior	eliminated a hazard to travellers everywhere	3	Southeast Bes Pelargic	link
Tour Guide	opposed the forces of misdirection	3	Southeast Bes Pelargic	link
Tree Trimmer	cut off the deadwood	3	Southeast Bes Pelargic	link
Wheel Bound	jumped a queue	3	Southeast Bes Pelargic	link
Whopper Shopper	let the calories carry you away	3	Southeast Bes Pelargic	link
Dragon Slayer	gazed upon a beast	2	Southwest Bes Pelargic	link
Romantic Gazer	took a break and made a discovery	2	Southwest Bes Pelargic	link
Sentimentalist	demonstrated a little control over expression	1	Southwest Bes Pelargic	link
Distant Exhibitionist	went the distance of displaying feelings	2	North Bes Pelargic	link
Duckling Devourer	ate everything, including the feet and beak	1	North Bes Pelargic	link
FBI Agent	discovered the Truth of the situation	3	North Bes Pelargic	link
Name Retriever	helped a man with the nuances of nomenclature	4	North Bes Pelargic	link
Coconut Brain	made a simple native's day	2	Brown Islands	link
Big Bad Wolf	were burned by some cunning porkers	3	Bois	link
Farmer's Wife	were unsympathetic of a disability	2	Bois	link
Glodilocks	donned a wig to break and enter	2	Bois	link
Heroic Fairy	changed a dear old woman's life	3	Bois	link
Honorary Little Pig	saved some precious bacon	2	Bois	link
Lupine Connoisseur	gobbled up a sweet girl	2	Bois	link
Buxom Winch	took the opportunity to participate in a wind up	8	Genua City	link
Cipher Solver	cracked it until you broke it	6	Genua City	link
Ghostbuster	were the one they were going to call	7	Genua City	link
Private Detective	deduced dastardly doings from disparate dubious developments	8	Genua City	link
Small Gods Exorcist	banished a troublesome god to save a druid from losing his marbles	3	Genua City	link
Apprentice Archaeologist	found the missing link	3	Klatch	link
Arms Dealer	made a net contribution to the Djelian military	4	Djelibeybi	link
Competent Banisher	sent a most pernicious and annoying fiend back where it belonged	3	Djelibeybi	link
Crafty Deckhand	fixed an unwelcome porthole	4	Djelibeybi	link
Crocodile Rocker	exterminated a pest	2	Djelibeybi	link
Distant Exhibitionist	went the distance of displaying feelings	2	Djelibeybi	link
Djelian Delicacy	found the bait was switched	2	Djelibeybi	link
Djelian Warrior Champion	demonstrated great skill against a warrior while knee-deep in sand	4	Djelibeybi	link
Domestic Appeaser	retrieved a stolen sapphire for a hen-pecked merchant	3	Djelibeybi	link
Fluffy Nightbringer	slipped a flighty creature into darkness	2	Djelibeybi	link
Green Thumbed	found and revitalised a secret garden	2	Djelibeybi	link
Keeper of Suspense	helped a man keep his britches up	3	Djelibeybi	link
Light Reminiscence	restored a Djelian light fitting to its former glory	5	Djelibeybi	link
Mother's Helper	rescued an important piece of origami for a bedraggled child	1	Djelibeybi	link
Peeping Ptom	found a back way into a Djelibeybi establishment	3	Djelibeybi	link
Public Benefactor	filled an empty space	2	Djelibeybi	link
Sentimentalist	demonstrated a little control over expression	1	Djelibeybi	link
Turbaholic	tied up loose ends	2	Djelibeybi	link
Bad Spoiler	utterly and totally spoiled someone	1	Ephebe Desert	link
Life Preserver	found a safe haven in a dangerous environment	1	Ephebe Desert	link
Archaeologist	found an elusive treasure	4	Necropolis	link
Hieroglyph Expert	gained a glyph-t of understanding	2	Necropolis	link
Photo Healer	doctored a photograph for a family in need	4	Necropolis	link
Polite Guest	were painfully polite	1	Necropolis	link
Stout Burglar	endured the rigours of burgling	5	Necropolis	link
Tomb Raider	successfully raided a tomb	3	Necropolis	link
Entering the Netherworld			Netherworld
About the Netherworld			Netherworld
Brainbox	scored a victory over a good loser	2	Netherworld	link
Really, Really Nice	became really, really, really well liked	1	Netherworld	link
Restorer of Oddities"	returned someone odd to someone strange	2	Netherworld	link
Riddle Master	found the means of escape from a chilling place	3	Netherworld	link
Sadistic Coach	justified the means, nasty though they were	3	Netherworld	link
Tender Hearted	gained a friend indeed	2	Netherworld	link
Touchingly Thoughtful	preserved the right moment for ever and ever	2	Netherworld	link
Wielder of Klangs	earned the use of a most annoying weapon	6	Netherworld	link
Kitty Kibble	recycled the rodents	2	Bleak Prospect	link
Odd Job	ran the odd errand	4	Bleak Prospect	link
Fish Bone Collector	found a bone to pick	2	Death's House	link
Memory Aid	made a reminder for a forgetful bird	1	Dinky	link
Simple Farm Hand	were a simple farm-hand for the day	1	Dinky	link
Smith's Friend	returned a vital machine part to its owner	2	Dinky	link
Weapon Forger	created a weapon to a very high standard	5	Dinky	link
Hillshire Tourist	visited scenic Hillshire	2	Hillshire	link
Occult Apprentice	became more knowledgeable in magical control	7	Hillshire	link
Dog Pal	were nice to an unusual animal	4	Wolf Trail	link
Film Editor	edited the film for "Blown Away"	3	Holy Wood	link
Funeral Director	helped a lost soul rest in peace	1	Holy Wood	link
Matchmaker	acted as cupid to a courting couple	1	Holy Wood	link
Shoplifter	stole from the shop of a little old lady	1	Holy Wood	link
Sneaky Entrant	found a backway in when the guards refused entry	1	Holy Wood	link
Substitute Thespian	acted the part in the flicks	4	Holy Wood	link
Ghost Appeaser	appeased an angry ghost	4	Nowhere	link
Bane Of Farmer Giles	got to the bottom of a bloke's problems	3	Scrogden	link
Net Profiteer	made fishy profits using a net	2	Scrogden	link
Bird Feeder	kept an eye out for someone's lunch	2	Sto Lat	link
Cabbage Killer	made cole slaw	4	Sto Lat	link
High And Dry	avoided some brown water rapids	4	Sto Lat	link
Prissy Punter	punted a pedigree ponce	2	Sto Lat	link
Rafter Rat	went over the management's head	5	Sto Lat	link
Superstitious	gave in to silly beliefs	2	Sto Lat	link
Welfare Officer	fought world hunger	2	Sto Lat	link
Curse Lifter	in which you lifted a wrathful wizard's curse	4	Travelling Shop	link
Pinkfish Worshipper	gave credit where credit is due	2	Travelling Shop	link
Abuser of Bugs	pestered a pest persistently	6	Ramtops	link
Stone Donor	put two rocks together	4	Ramtops	link
Womble's Friend	paid respect to an old friend	1	Ramtops	link
Wheeler Dealer	fixed a wheel and secured a deal	4	Gloomy Forest	link
Barbarian Hero	rescued a damsel in distress	5	Bandit Camp	link
Bird Brain	found a giant eagle's feather	4	Bandit Camp	link
Catchy Rescuer	freed the ensnared from a net threat	3	Bandit Camp	link
Cess Pit Swimmer	should have looked before leaping	2	Bandit Camp	link
Fire Cleaner	learnt to use a simple tool for a simple purpose	2	Bandit Camp	link
Tree Hugger	went out on a limb to gain entry	2	Bandit Camp	link
Honourary Druid	helped upgrade an aging megalithic circle	6	Druid Circle	link
Unwelcome Hero	jumped to conclusions and ruined someone's day	3	Druid Circle	link
Basketcase	delivered the goods	4	Bad Ass	link
Knotscape Navigator	hacked some trees for later browsing	4	Bad Ass	link
Bad Sport	found a way to cheat at wholesome games	4	Brass Neck	link
Go-Between	showed your true colour	5	Brass Neck	link
Patron Of The Arts	mixed it up a little	5	Brass Neck	link
Matefinder	helped a pair in a gender non-specific way	3	Western Morpork
Naval Astronomer	helped a star rise to its rightful place	2	Creel Springs	link
Bumpkin Brawler	spilt one pint too many	2	Lancre Town	link
Demon Squeezer	forced an answer out of a grumpy imp	5	Lancre Town	link
Expectant Client	performed the usual service	2	Lancre Town	link
Faithful Flitch	convinced the world you were faithful	3	Lancre Town	link
Unicorn Tamer	pacified an elven intruder	4	Lancre Town	link
Rodent Aviation Expert	bounced a mouse around a house	2	Mad Stoat	link
Soap Groper	picked up the soap	1	Mad Stoat	link
Stylish Thief	stole items from the thieves' treasure trove	4	Mad Stoat	link
Well Fisher	gave a desperate frog much needed release	4	Mad Stoat	link
Hunter's Friend	showed a hunter the errors of his ways	5	Mad Wolf	link
Sheep Saviour	fleeced a baaad robber	6	Mad Wolf	link
Bull Ring Breeding Expert	helped love pierce the heart and nose	2	Razorback	link
Cheesy Goat Charmer	lured it and stirred it	4	Razorback	link
Little Piggy	discovered a new definition of posh	1	Slice	link
Pig Physician	helped create a healing oinkment	4	Slice	link
Ray Of Sunshine	brought light to a despairing nut	3	Slice	link
Artistic Renovator	completed the circle with an eye for detail	2	Listening Monks	link
Earitating Student	had lessons in a subtle art	4	Listening Monks	link
Preserver Of Peace	kept the volume down	4	Listening Monks	link
Friend of Tourists	helped a tourist get ready for his vacation	4	Ohulan-Cutash	link
Blade Forger	returned a holy artifact to its place of origin	4	Temple of Soyin	link
Cocktail Addict	enjoyed a variety of beverages	4	Monks of Cool	link
Cool Dresser	discovered some really Cool things to wear	4	Monks of Cool	link
Sentimentalist	demonstrated a little control over expression	1	Escrow	link
Hatched Out	conquered the evil within to release the flame of goodness into the world	3	Magpyr Castle	link
Maestro	traded key for key and made beautiful music	5	Magpyr Castle	link
Scraps Mender	risked life, limb and bad hair to save a beloved pet	4	Magpyr Castle	link
Superior Sportsman	Superior Sportsman	7	Magpyr Castle	link
Intoxicating Linguist	loosened a Feegle's tongue with strong drink	2	Pictsie Barrows	link