Doctors

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Doctors are Very Special People who might be able to help you out with certain physical ailments, such as broken legs and missing noses. There's also Igors that can perform similar services.

To have your legs set or your nose reattached, say 'please set my legs' or 'please fix my nose'.

If you have a broken leg, the least painful way to reach a doctor is by direct portal, and you will be unable to cast one yourself while incapacitated.

• Witches can, if asked nicely, splint your legs without needing a visit to a doctor.
• Failing that, witches with portalling skills, an appropriate blorp and scrolls might be able to help you by flying to you (if outside) and casting a portal.
• More generally, contacting a member of one of the transport clubs (such as Taxi or Limo) is another option.

Please note that if you are being passaged to the doctor instead of using a portal, you'll need to be following the priest and standing up (not crawling), otherwise you'll be left behind.

Contents 1 Ankh-Morpork 1.1 Dr 'Dr Mr MD' Nimgimmer 1.2 Rham-tim-phoon 1.3 Igor (watch) 1.4 Igor (dark classy bar) 2 Bes-Pelargic 2.1 No Pa Een 3 Djelibeybi 3.1 Rham-Pat Phoon 4 Ohulan Cutash

Ankh-Morpork

Dr 'Dr Mr MD' Nimgimmer

The Thieves' Guild doctor is three west, one north from the entrance of the Thieves' Guild, which is two west from the street.

• He sets legs for A$5.00.
• If both of the patient's legs are broken, he'll fix them both for A$5.00.
• He will also heal injured thieves a bit (about 250 hp), but there's a minute-long wait before one can ask to be healed again.
• Nimgimmer speaks Morporkian and Thieves' Cant.

Help here suggests:

say heal me please
say please set my legs

Rham-tim-phoon

Rham-tim-phoon is on the upper floor of the Flintwick Building on Lobbin Clout in eastern Morpork.

• He sets legs for A$5.00 each.
• Rham-tim-phoon speaks Morporkian and Djelian.

Help here suggests:

say please set my legs

Igor (watch)

This Igor can be found in his laboratory in the basement of the Pseudopolis Yard Watch House.

• He reattaches noses.
• Igor speaks Morporkian only.
• He will pursue and try to arrest you if you are wanted by the watch, like watchmen.

Help here suggests:

donate 50 dollars
say please fix my nose

Igor (dark classy bar)

This Igor is set up in a side room of the dark classy bar in the Cattle District.

He receives donations of blood, to be used in his research on immortality and to provide for the drinks of the bar.

• Donators receive A$5.
• Donating blood gives a stat effect of -2 constitution for about 15 minutes.
• You can only donate once every 24 roundworld hours.
• Donating 10 times gives the Achievement: Bled And Fed.
• He speaks Morporkian and responds to Uberwaldean.

Bes-Pelargic

No Pa Een

No Pa Een's Acupuncture Parlour is on Onetwolong Avenue in southwestern Bes Pelargic.

• He will fix broken legs for 8Rh 40s.
• No Pa Een speaks Agatean and Morporkian.

Djelibeybi

Rham-Pat Phoon

Rham-Pat Phoon is in a stall in the northwestern corner of the east bazaar in Djelibeybi.

• He sets legs and reattaches missing noses for DjToon 5.00 each.
• He can also fix broken thumbs (fee?).
• Rham-tim-phoon speaks Djelian, and can understand Ephebian and Klatchian.

Ohulan Cutash

There is a false doctor there who does not help with... anything.

• He speaks Morporkian.
• If you lie down on his operating table you won't be able to do anything while the doctor harms you, causing a temporary -1 constitution stat damage for about 10 minutes, while making you scream and gibber madly for a while after the "operation".