Lancre Flitch

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Lancre Flitch
Weapon information
Precise dimensions		3 4/12 x 1
Material		Bone
Weight		5 5/9
Thaums/sec		8 stable / 11 talisman / 17 max
Hands		1
Commands		Smash Crush
Melee type		Mace
Judge data
Speed		6 Quick
Maximum damage		7 Reasonable
Average damage		3 Rather low
Str Overall Attack ease Parry ease
13 9 pretty good 7 reasonably difficult 3 rather hard 14 9 pretty good 7 reasonably difficult 3 rather hard 15 9 pretty good 7 reasonably difficult 4 hard 16 9 pretty good 8 quite easy 4 hard 17 9 pretty good 8 quite easy 5 pretty hard 18 9 pretty good 8 quite easy 5 pretty hard 19 9 pretty good 8 quite easy 6 quite hard 20 9 pretty good 8 quite easy 6 quite hard 21 9 pretty good 8 quite easy 7 reasonably hard 22 10 good 9 pretty easy 7 reasonably hard 23 10 good 9 pretty easy 8 quite easy

[edit] Long Description

This at first glance looks like a log, but after careful examination it appears to be a very old leg of pork. It has been won in the famous Lancre Flitch, where someone has convinced the council that they have been faithful to their partner.

[edit] Appraises As

The Lancre Flitch is about three and a half feet long and about a foot wide. It is made of bone and could be used as a weapon of type mace.

[edit] Acquisition

This is a quest reward.