Lancre Town

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Lancre Town is one of the largest settlements in the Ramtops, and gives its name to the surrounding Lancre kingdom.

Contents 1 Situation 2 Language and currency 3 Politics 4 Layout 5 Transportation 6 Property 6.1 Player housing 6.2 Player shops 7 Facilities 8 Guilds 8.1 Witches' Guild 8.2 Warriors' Guild 9 Shops 10 NPCs 10.1 General NPCs 10.2 Wandering unique NPCs 10.3 Unique NPC houses 11 Other points of interest

[edit] Situation

Nearby to the northwest of Lancre Town is Mad Stoat. Surrounding the town is the Lancre Gorge.

[edit] Language and currency

The language in Lancre Town is Morporkian (with an Lancrastian accent). The local currency is the Lancre crown.

[edit] Politics

Currently no player council governs Lancre Town, or regulates its player houses and shops.

[edit] Layout

• At the northern end of the town is the town square, which contains most of the town's commerce and facilities.
• At the southern end of the town is Lancre Castle, which is currently closed.
• Woodland paths connect the two larger areas, with player housing scattered along them.

[edit] Transportation

The Lancre Kingdom carriage stops in the town square.

[edit] Property

All property in the Ramtops is handled from the real estate stall on the town square.

The following conditions apply to real estate in the Ramtops:

• Players with property elsewhere are ineligable to bid on types of property that they already own.
• Property cannot be shared with those ineligable to bid, as above.
• Players cannot bid on more than one property at a time.

[edit] Player housing

Player housing is scattered throughout Lancre Town.

[edit] Player shops

There is a single player shop, located northwards from the northeastern corner of the town square.

[edit] Facilities

The following facilities can be found in Lancre Town:

• The Lancrastian Farmers' Cooperative Bank is on the eastern side of the town square.
• Jason Ogg's forge serves as a smithy, and is found at the southeastern side of the town square.
• The real estate stall for the Ramtops region is located at the southwestern side of the town square.
• There is a wood workshop at the southeastern side of the town square.
• Mrs. Deacon's Beauty Parlour, to the southwest of the town square, provides players with custom hairstyles.
• The general store also serves as a post office.
• The following bulletin boards are available:
  • The frog board in the Goat and Bush Tavern, south of the town square.
  • The warriors' guild board in the Lancre Highland Regiment joining office, south from the smithy on the eastern side of the town square.

[edit] Guilds

[edit] Witches' Guild

The following are of relevance to witches in Lancre Town:

• Nanny Ogg's cottage lies off the western side of the town square.
• Nora Bodgett's stall sells various witch items.
• Unlucky Charlie is to be found at the southeastern side of the town square.

[edit] Warriors' Guild

Lancre Town houses the base of operations for the Lancre Highland Regiment, located to the east of the town square.

[edit] Shops

The following shops can be found in Lancre Town:

Town square

• Bestiality Carter's Bakery is on the northern side.
• Obidiah Carpenter's Tailor Shoppe is east from the northeastern corner, and sells mostly undergarments.
• Nora Bodgett's Majjik stall is on the western side.
• A feed merchant on the eastern side sells feed for various animals.
• Mr Quarney's general store is to the southwest.
• The Goat and Bush Tavern serves alcohol, on the southern side of the square.

[edit] NPCs

[edit] General NPCs

The following general NPCs may be found wandering the streets:

• Various animals, including frogs, bears, badger cubs and spring chickens.
• Mathers and children.
• Subjects and denizens.
• Residents and lodgers.
• Burghers, townsmen and townswomen.
• Rustics.
• Hucksters, who sell some items.
• Woodcutters.

[edit] Wandering unique NPCs

The following unique NPCs can be found on the streets of Lancre Town:

• Burberry Carpetsmith - supplies carpets and floor furnishings.
• Gloriette Pamfletta - sells carved wooden trinkets.

[edit] Unique NPC houses

The following unique NPC houses are in Lancre Town:

• The Tockley family, whose most famous member is Lucy (also known as 'Diamanda').
• The Nitt family, whose most famous member is Agnes. Agnes herself, however, now lives in her cottage in Mad Stoat.
• Shawn and Jason Ogg's houses are on the western side of the square. Jason himself can be found in the smithy.
• Brother Turbil can be found in the lodging house, on the southeastern side of the town square.

[edit] Other points of interest

• A set of crampons can be found in the abandoned shack in the woodland trails.