Mrs. Cosmopilite
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Mrs. Cosmopilite makes custom clothing in her shop on Quirm Street in Ankh-Morpork.
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[edit] Types of clothing
You can "list" to see the types of clothing you can order.
Mrs Cosmopilite says: You can order anything from the following list:
cap beret
jumper undershirt
mask balaclava
collar cowl
hat headband
bow shorts
gloves breeches
loincloth shirt
petticoat t-shirt
blouse bodice
trousers knickers
bikini bottoms bikini top
underpants y-fronts
boxer shorts bra
vest stockings
leggings socks
kilt sash
skirt miniskirt
slippers high heel shoes
shoes cloak
boots covering cloak
robe bodysuit
leotard jumpsuit
dressing gown bath robe
nightdress dress
jacket waistcoat
scarf shawl
clogs tunic
cape coat
overcoat trenchcoat
tie jabot
bowtie toga
backpack large satchel
medium satchel small satchel
shoulder pouch garter
belt cummerbund
suspenders bunny slippers
Mrs Cosmopilite shows a list to you.
You can then "order <type of clothing>".
The ordering process here requires you to just type the option you choose, instead of saying it out loud. If you type something that isn't a valid option (including trying to say it), she'll just repeat what she just told you. You can type "quit" at any time to stop the process.
[edit] Materials
Mrs Cosmopilite says: What material would you like that to be made out of? You can have any of the following:
flax bark
cloth cotton
satin silk
lace fishnet
ratskin leather
patent leather suede
snakeskin cashmere
denim corduroy
hessian tartan
terry cloth tweed
taffeta flannel
hide felt
wool rubber
velvet vermine
mink gabardine
fur linen
unspecified
Mrs Cosmopilite shows a list to you.
If you choose a material, it will show up in the short description immediately before the item type (cloak, dressing gown, etc.). If you choose "unspecified", then the description just won't have anything there.
[edit] Colours
Mrs Cosmopilite says: What colour would you like me to make it in? We have dyes in these colours:
red orange
yellow green
blue purple
black white
off-white cream
bone beige
khaki ivory
grey pink
magenta brown
vermillion plaid
tangerine violet
puce lavender
cerulean aquamarine
indigo cyan
crimson sky blue
sea green azure
forest green golden yellow
rainbow silvery
golden chartreuse
teal green tan
jade twilight
unspecified
Mrs Cosmopilite shows a list to you.
If you choose a colour, it will show up in the short description immediately before the material (or if no specific material was chosen, before the item type). If you choose "unspecified", then the description just won't have anything there.
[edit] Warming and cooling properties
You can choose for the clothing to have warming or cooling properties, if you like.
Mrs Cosmopilite says: Would you like the item to be warmer or cooler than that material normally is, or none?
[edit] Decorations
You can choose a decoration, if you like. If you do, it will cause the item's short description to end with the decoration, such as, "a blue linen robe with tassels".
Mrs Cosmopilite says: Are there any special additions you would like me to make? I can do the following things:
large buttons checked pattern
frilly edges fur lining
fur trimming silk lining
sequins lace edging
tassels stylish tears
sharp metal studs brass buckles
a silver tassle lace trimmings
silver trimming ribbon trimming
simple leather banding mystical sygils
gold edging big blue eyes
none
Mrs Cosmopilite shows a list to you.
[edit] Adjectives
Next, you can choose adjectives for your clothing. This is where the fun is, since you can choose any combination of them and they'll all show up in the short description of the item--so you can have a big faded floppy comfortable flowing wizard's formal robe, or whatever. The adjectives you choose first will appear last, so if you want a sinister iridescent thing, choose iridescent first, then sinister.
Note that the options are case-sensitive, so choosing "gappic" won't work--only "Gappic" will.
Mrs Cosmopilite says: Would you like to describe your clothing a little more? I can do the following things:
sinister ominous
iridescent travelling
shimmering puffy
crinkly ill-fitting
neatly tailored majestic
foolish simple
understated homespun
shabby ugly
travel stained patched
colourful dark
faded furry
torn loose-fitting
floppy safari
shiny lacy
oversized frightening
overpowering comfortable
big flowing
billowing shadowy
feminine masculine
deep short
long impressive
pointy elegant
sensible tight
skintight sexy
stylish crinkled
suave sporty
classy soft
small skimpy
large medium
bright thin
thick wizard's
thief's priest's
assassin's witch's
adventurer's warrior's
hunter's guard's
weapon master's disavowed
fluffy feathery
ruffled sheer
formal sleek
cute Auriental
Genuan Uberwaldean
Lancrastrian Klatchian
pale wedding
bridesmaid's bridal
stiff starched
Gappic Sekkite
Gufnorkian Hattian
Pishite Fishite
Sandelfonian no
Mrs Cosmopilite shows a list to you.
[edit] Durability
Finally, you can choose to make your clothing more durable.
Mrs Cosmopilite asks: Would you like this item to be more damage-resistant than normal?
If you do, the item's short description will have the word "durable" before any adjectives you've chosen.
[edit] Finishing the order
When you are finished ordering, Mrs Cosmopilite will review the name of the clothing and tell you how much it costs. The more description it has, the more expensive it is. If you say yes, she'll tell you in how long she'll take to make the item (typically one to a few Discworld hours).
You pay Mrs Cosmopilite for the clothing when she's done. The item's description is always:
It is <item>. It has been hand made by Mrs Cosmopilite, and is very exclusive. It is made out of the finest of fabrics and would look absolutely great on you. It looks well worth the price paid for it.
It may have pockets, depending on the type of clothing.
