Non-alcoholic drinks
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These are the mundane, non-alcoholic drinks. Also included are things you might not normally drink by themselves, but which are liquid and might be, for example, used to make cocktails.
Not included are liquids that aren't intended for consumption, like acid.
Numbers are not part of the name, but only indicate that there is more than one drink with the same short name.
| Name | Type | Amount | Found... | Price range | Notes |
| acorn coffee | coffee | 2 cups | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop, Fat Sally's | 20p - A$1.50 | Causes hallucinations. |
| Ankh water | water | 1 cup | The Felt Ham, The Mended Drum, The Curry Gardens | 9p - A$.50 | |
| apple juice (1) | juice | 1 cup | Tony Robinson's Bar, The Hammered Anvil Student Deli, The Stab in the Back, The Warriors' Guild cafe, Assassins' Guild mess hall | 62p - A$2.50 | |
| apple juice (1) | juice | 1 pint | The Thieves' Guild refectory | A$1 | |
| apple juice (2) | juice | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$1.50 | |
| bad slime | other | 1 pint | The Beggar's Boot Banquet | 49p | Causes nausea. |
| banana and cherry juice mix | mix | 1 cup | The Traveller's Inn | A$1 | Gives you a sugar high. |
| banana milkshake (1) | mixed | 1 pint | The Cool bar | Ls 6|11 1/4 | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a milk moustache. |
| banana milkshake (2) | mixed | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$3.75 | |
| black coffee (1) | coffee | 2 cups | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop ("House Special"), A large tent, Mrs. Dimmles' Open-All-Hours Cafe, Somethynge-or-Other Licenced Caffe, Costlee Coffee on Market Street, The Lounge House Cafe ("Lounge Special"), The Sandy Hole, The White Goat, The Little Brindisi Pizzeria and Cafe | 5p - 2,74Gl | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| black coffee (1) | coffee | 1 cup | Dark classy bar, The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway, The Warriors' Guild cafe, Burgner's Coffee on the Maul, The Emporium Tea Shoppe, The Thieves' Guild refectory | 15p - A$1.50 | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| black coffee (1) | coffee | unlimited | Wurphle's Midnight Snack | 0 | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| black coffee (2) | coffee | 2 cups | The Canal Retreat Pub | 1,33Gl | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| black tea | tea | 1 cup | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop ("House tea"), The Warriors' Guild cafe | 5p - 75p | Gives you a caffeine high. |
| black tea | tea | 2 cups | Costlee Coffee on Market Street | A$1 | Gives you a caffeine high. |
| blood | blood | 6 oz | Dark classy bar | A$12.50 | Gives you a line in your description saying you're lips and teeth are stained a dull red. |
| blood | blood | 2 tbsp | Dark classy bar | A$100 | Gives you a line in your description saying you're lips and teeth are stained a dull red. |
| cabbage milkshake | mixed | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$3.75 | |
| cappuccino | coffee | 2 cups | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop, The Hammered Cat, Starbanks, Fat Sally's, Costlee Coffee on Market Street, The Lounge House Cafe, Cafe Hilaire | 50p - A$2 | Makes you (slightly) knurd, and gives you a line in your description saying you have froth on your nose. |
| Charre-Bux coffee | coffee | 1 pint | A Charre Bux Coffee House | 3,0Gl | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| chocolate milkshake | mixed | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$3.75 | |
| chocolate sprinkle covered cream | dairy | unlimited[1] | Temple of Cool coffee machine | Ls 1|- | |
| Copra Cola | cola | 1 cup | The Hammered Anvil Student Deli ("Bubbly Wossname"), The Traveller's Inn | 50p - A$1 | Makes you (slightly) knurd and gives you a caffeine high. |
| Copra Cola | cola | 2 cups | The Little Seriph's | 50p | Makes you (slightly) knurd and gives you a caffeine high. |
| cow's milk | dairy | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$2.51 | |
| crab juice | other | 1 cup | The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway | A$1.85 | |
| cranberry juice | juice | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$1.50 | |
| cream | dairy | unlimited[2] | Temple of Cool coffee machine | Ls 1|- | |
| cream | dairy | unlimited | Wurphle's Midnight Snack | 0 | |
| dark cherry tea | tea | 1 pint | The Pavilion Tearoom | A$2.50 | |
| Double Morka | coffee | 5 oz | Stuck's Bar | A$1 | Makes you knurd. |
| Double Morka | coffee | 1 cup | Stuck's Bar | A$1.50 | Makes you knurd. |
| Double Morka | coffee | 1 pint | Stuck's Bar | A$3 | Makes you knurd. |
| Earl Black tea | tea | 1 cup | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop, Dark classy bar, A large tent, The Lounge House Cafe | 15p - A$1.50 | |
| Earl Black tea | tea | 2 cups | Fat Sally's | A$1.50 | |
| Earl Black tea | tea | 1 pint | The Pavilion Tearoom | A$2.50 | |
| espresso (1) | coffee | 2 cups | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop ("Esme's espresso"), The Lounge House Cafe | 37p | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| espresso (1) | coffee | 2 tbsp | The Sandy Hole, Cafe Hilaire | DjToon 0.50 - 1,0Gl | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| espresso (2) | coffee | 2 oz | Temple of Cool coffee machine | Ls 1|- | Gives you a caffeine high. |
| fig juice | juice | 1 cup | The Traveller's Rest, The centre of the Chronides farmyard | DjToon 1.00 - S3|37de | |
| fresh Lancrastian water | water | 1 pint | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$6 | |
| fresh marsh water | water | unlimited | Sources | 0 | Used in distilling scumble. |
| Genuan coffee | coffee | 2 cups | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop ("Royal Black coffee"), Cafe du Aquatic, Cafe Hilaire | 25p - 66Gc | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| goat's milk (1) | dairy | 3 oz | The Agatean Gasthaus | 100s | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a milk moustache. |
| goat's milk (1) | dairy | 2 cups | The White Goat | DjToon 1.70 | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a milk moustache. |
| goat's milk (2) | dairy | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$2.47 | |
| good slime | other | 1 pint | The Beggar's Boot Banquet | A$1.49 | Causes nausea. |
| grape juice (1) | juice | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$1.25 | |
| grape juice (2) | juice | 1 cup | The centre of the Chronides farmyard | S3|37de | |
| grapefruit juice | juice | 1 cup | The Traveller's Rest, The Resting Zombie | DjToon 1.00 - 4,33Gl | |
| grapefruit juice | juice | 6 oz | Jimmi's Buffet, Le Cafe de Grand Gros Grenouille | 1,50Gl | |
| green tea | tea | 1 cup | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop, The Lounge House Cafe, Tang estate tea room (ring bell) | 0 - 25p | |
| grog junior | other | 1 pint | The Scum Bar | 40Gc | |
| guava and passion fruit juice | juice | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$5 | |
| Hong Fa mint tea | tea | 7 oz | Hong estate tea room (ring bell) | 0 | |
| hot chocolate (1) | other | 2 cups | The Dog and Duck, The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop ("Cutwell's Famous"), Costlee Coffee on Market Street | 25p - A$2.25 | Causes a warm chocolatey feeling. |
| hot chocolate (2) | other | 2 cups | Starbanks, Fat Sally's, Somethynge-or-Other Licenced Caffe, Costlee Coffee on Market Street ("Cocoa"), The Lounge House Cafe | 13p - 87p | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a cocoa moustache. |
| hot chocolate (2) | other | 1 cup | The Thieves' Guild refectory | A$2 | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a cocoa moustache. |
| iced tea (1) | tea | 2 cups | The Dog and Duck | A$3 | |
| iced tea (1) | tea | 1 cup | The Hammered Anvil Student Deli, Fat Sally's, Cafe Hilaire | 66Gc - A$1.50 | |
| iced tea (2) | tea | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$3 | |
| imported water | water | 2 cups | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$6.25 | |
| jasmine leaf tea | tea | 8 oz | Fang estate tea room (ring bell) | 0 | |
| Klatchian coffee | coffee | 2 cups | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop, The Hammered Cat, Starbanks, Fat Sally's, The Golden Dragon, Costlee Coffee on Market Street, The Sandy Hole, The White Goat, The Little Brindisi Pizzeria and Cafe, The centre of the Chronides farmyard | 37p - 4,38Gl | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian coffee | coffee | 1 cup | The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway | A$3.75 | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian coffee | coffee | 3 oz | The Agatean Gasthaus, The Pharaoh's Park Cafe, The White Goat | 1Rh 5s - DjToon 8.00 | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian coffee | coffee | 2 tbsp | The Klatchian Takeaway | 62p | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian Quicky | coffee | 5 oz | Stuck's Bar | A$1.50 | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian Quicky | coffee | 1 cup | Stuck's Bar | A$2 | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian Quicky | coffee | 1 pint | Stuck's Bar | A$4 | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian Special | coffee | 5 oz | Stuck's Bar | A$2 | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian Special | coffee | 1 cup | Stuck's Bar | A$3 | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian Special | coffee | 2 cups | The centre of the Chronides farmyard | A$3 | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian Special | coffee | 1 pint | Stuck's Bar | S3|62de | Makes you knurd. |
| lemon juice | juice | 1 cup | The Traveller's Rest, The centre of the Chronides farmyard | DjToon 1.00 - S3|37de | |
| lemonade (1) | mixed | 1 cup | A large tent, The Traveller's Inn, The Emporium Tea Shoppe, Cafe Hilaire, The centre of the Chronides farmyard | 8p - S5|70de | Gives you a sugar high. |
| lemonade (1) | mixed | 1 pint | The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway, The Thieves' Guild refectory | A$1.50 - A$2 | Gives you a sugar high. |
| lemonade (2) | mixed | 1 quart | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$5 | |
| lemonade (3) | mixed | 1 cup | The Canal Retreat Pub | 66Gc | Gives you a sugar high. |
| lime juice | juice | 6 oz | Jimmi's Buffet | 1,50Gl | |
| lime juice | juice | 1 cup | The bar in the Fez Club, The Resting Zombie | DjToon 5.00 - 4,33Gl | |
| McCola | cola | 1 pint | A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Ankh-Morpork), A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Genua) | A$2.67 | |
| McJasmin Tea | tea | 1 pint | A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Ankh-Morpork), A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Genua) | A$3 | |
| McWater | water | 1 pint | A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Ankh-Morpork), A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Genua) | A$10 | |
| melon juice | juice | 1 cup | The Traveller's Rest, The Rising Sun Inn, A tent | DjToon 1.00 | |
| milk (1) | dairy | 1 cup | The Felt Ham, The Mended Drum, The King's Way Rathskeller, Assassins' Guild mess hall | 50p - 75p | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a milk moustache. |
| milk (1) | dairy | 1/2 pints | Dark classy bar | A$1 | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a milk moustache. |
| milk (1) | dairy | 1 pint | The Thieves' Guild refectory | A$1 | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a milk moustache. |
| milk (2) | dairy | 1 cup | The Canal Retreat Pub | 66Gc | |
| milk shake | mixed | 1 cup | The Hammered Anvil Student Deli, The Warriors' Guild cafe | A$1 | Gives you a sugar high and a line in your description saying you have a milk moustache. |
| mineral water | water | 1 cup | A bread and water cafeteria | S3|12de | |
| mineral water | water | 1 oz | Dark classy bar | A$1.50 | |
| mineral water | water | 6 oz | The Stab in the Back | A$10 | |
| Morka | coffee | 5 oz | Stuck's Bar | 75p | Makes you knurd. |
| Morka | coffee | 1 cup | Stuck's Bar | A$1 | Makes you knurd. |
| Morka | coffee | 1 pint | Stuck's Bar | A$2 | Makes you knurd. |
| Morka Deklatch | coffee | 5 oz | Stuck's Bar | A$1 | |
| Morka Deklatch | coffee | 1 cup | Stuck's Bar | A$1.50 | |
| Morka Deklatch | coffee | 1 pint | Stuck's Bar | A$3 | |
| Morka Double Deklatch | coffee | 5 oz | Stuck's Bar | A$1.87 | |
| Morka Double Deklatch | coffee | 1 cup | Stuck's Bar | A$2.50 | |
| Morka Double Deklatch | coffee | 1 pint | Stuck's Bar | A$5 | |
| near-grog | other | 1 pint | The Scum Bar | 40Gc | |
| orange juice (1) | juice | 1 cup | The Hammered Anvil Student Deli, The Warriors' Guild cafe | 62p - A$1 | |
| orange juice (1) | juice | 1 pint | The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway, The Thieves' Guild refectory | A$1.50 - A$2 | |
| orange juice (2) | juice | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$2.50 | |
| orange juice (3) | juice | 1 cup | The Canal Retreat Pub | 1,0Gl | |
| orange pekoe tea | tea | 1 cup | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop, The Lounge House Cafe | 25p | |
| orange pekoe tea | tea | 1 pint | The Pavilion Tearoom | A$2.50 | |
| peach milkshake | mixed | 1 pint | The Cool bar | Ls 6|11 1/4 | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a milk moustache. |
| peach nectar | juice | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$2.50 | |
| Quirmian espresso | coffee | 2 tbsp | Starbanks, Fat Sally's | 50p | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| Quirmian espresso | coffee | 5 oz | Costlee Coffee on Market Street | 74p | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| Quirmian espresso | coffee | 2 cups | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop | 31p | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| raspberry tizzu | mixed | 1 pint | A Charre Bux Coffee House | 4,33Gl | Gives you a sugar high. |
| shrimp tizzu | mixed | 1 pint | A Charre Bux Coffee House | 4,33Gl | |
| slightly smelly water | water | 1 cup | The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway | 50p | |
| spring tea | tea | 7 oz | McSweeney estate rea room (ring bell) | 0 | |
| spring tea | tea | 1 pint | The Pavilion Tearoom | A$2.50 | |
| spring water | water | 1 pint | The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway | A$1.25 | |
| stewed, cold tea | tea | 1 cup | Tang estate guard room (ring bell) | 0 | |
| strawberry kiwi fruit blend | mixed | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$2.52 | |
| Strawberry McWobbler | mixed | 1 pint | A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Ankh-Morpork), A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Genua) | A$3 | |
| strawberry milkshake | mixed | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$3.75 | |
| swampland coffee | coffee | 2 cups | The Canal Retreat Pub | 1,33Gl | Makes you knurd. |
| sweet milky tea | tea | 1 cup | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop ("white tea") | 50p | |
| sweet tea | tea | unlimited | Wurphle's Midnight Snack | 0 | |
| sweet tea | tea | 2 cups | The Dog and Duck, Costlee Coffee on Market Street, The Little Brindisi Pizzeria and Cafe | A$1 - 4,38Gl | |
| sweet tea | tea | 1 cup | Mrs. Dimmles' Open-All-Hours Cafe, Somethynge-or-Other Licenced Caffe, The Emporium Tea Shoppe, The Pharaoh's Park Cafe, Jimmi's Buffet, The Thieves' Guild refectory | 10p - DjToon 8.00 | |
| tomato juice | juice | 1 cup | The Resting Zombie | 4,33Gl | |
| tomato juice (2) | juice | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | A$5 | |
| Tropea | mixed | 1 cup | The Traveller's Inn | 50p | Gives you a warm chocolatey feeling and makes you knurd. |
| Tsortean coffee | coffee | 1 cup | The White Goat | DjToon 12.50 | |
| water | water | 2 oz | The Agatean Gasthaus | 70s | |
| water | water | 1 cup | The Dog and Duck, Tony Robinson's Bar, A large tent, The Stab in the Back, The Golden Dragon, 'Y Crochan Ddu' Tavern, Cafe Hilaire, Assassins' Guild mess hall | 16Gc - 50p | |
| water | water | 1 pint | The Klatchian Foreign Legion mess tent | DjToon 2.00 | |
| water | water | unlimited | water sources | 0 | |
| weak lemon drink | juice | 1 pint | The Actors' Guild bar | 30p | |
| white coffee | coffee | 1 cup | The Warriors' Guild cafe | 85p | |
| white coffee | coffee | 2 cups | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop, Mrs. Dimmles' Open-All-Hours Cafe, Somethynge-or-Other Licenced Caffe, Costlee Coffee on Market Street, The Lounge House Cafe, The Little Brindisi Pizzeria and Cafe | 5p - 2,89Gl | |
| white coffee | coffee | unlimited | Wurphle's Midnight Snack | 0 |
[edit] See also
- water
- List of beers
- List of wines
- List of liqueurs
- List of spirits
- List of miscellaneous alcohols
- List of mixed drinks
- Potions
- Poisons
