Small handwritten sign

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Small handwritten sign
Weapon information
Precise dimensions		11/12 x 3/12
Material		paper
Weight		2/9
Thaums/sec		2 stable / 3 talisman / 5 max
Hands		2
Commands		None
Melee type		Misc weapon
Judge data
Speed		10 Extremely fast
Maximum damage		1 Extremely low
Average damage		1 Extremely low
Str Overall Attack ease Parry ease
16 7 reasonable 13 extremely easy 13 extremely easy 17 7 reasonable 13 extremely easy 13 extremely easy 18 8 quite good 13 extremely easy 13 extremely easy 19 8 quite good 13 extremely easy 13 extremely easy 20 8 quite good 13 extremely easy 13 extremely easy 21 8 quite good 13 extremely easy 13 extremely easy 22 8 quite good 14 incredibly easy 13 extremely easy

Contents 1 Long Description 2 Appraises As 3 Acquisition 4 Notes

[edit] Long Description

This is a small sign made of thin card.  It has a piece of string attached to two corners, making it possible to wear.
It appears to have something written on it.

You read the small handwritten sign:
Written in scrawled handwriting:
________________________
                        
      STILL             
     I  ATEN'T  DEAD    
      /\                
________________________

[edit] Appraises As

The small handwritten sign is about a foot long and three inches wide. It is made of paper and could be used as a weapon of type misc.

[edit] Acquisition

Can be found upstairs in Granny Weatherwax's cottage.

[edit] Notes

Can be worn.