Ukulele of pain

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Ukulele of pain
Weapon information
Precise dimensions		1 6/12 x 6/12
Material		wood
Weight		2 2/9
Thaums/sec		5 stable / 6 talisman / 10 max
Hands		1
Commands		none
Melee type		Misc weapon
Judge data
Speed		10 Extremely fast
Maximum damage		3 Rather low
Average damage		1 Extremely low
Str Overall Attack ease Parry ease
16 8 quite good 11 rather easy 14 incredibly easy 17 9 pretty good 11 rather easy 14 incredibly easy 18 9 pretty good 12 very easy 14 incredibly easy 19 9 pretty good 12 very easy 14 incredibly easy 20 9 pretty good 12 very easy 14 incredibly easy 21 9 pretty good 12 very easy 14 incredibly easy 22 9 pretty good 12 very easy 14 incredibly easy

Contents 1 Long Description 2 Appraises As 3 Acquisition 4 Musical properties

[edit] Long Description

This ukulele looks more like a fat wooden-bat with strings, than an instrument. It seems to be an object of destruction that has been mended several times. It does look painful.

[edit] Appraises As

The ukulele of pain is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.

[edit] Acquisition

Kefka's item database

[edit] Musical properties

The ukulele of pain is also a string instrument, requiring the crafts.music.instruments.stringed skill to play. A bonus of approximately ? in this skill is required to play with average ability.