Virgo Vango

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Virgo Vango is a painter whose studio is on the east edge of the square in Brass Neck. For LC 10|-|- he will paint your portrait.

You may pose naked, clothed, or in your underwear for a portrait, and the pose can be whatever you like. It can be quite long and run to several sentences, as in these examples.

The result will be a portrait that looks like this:

This is a <adverb> executed portrait of <your name>, posing <option>, <pose described>.

The portrait itself is a type of furniture, and has the following verbs available: sitting, dangling, hanging, leaning and standing.